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    Harold Pinter Plays 3

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      KATE

      (To ANNA.) And do you like the Sicilian people?

      DEELEY

      I’ve been there. There’s nothing more to see, there’s nothing more to investigate, nothing. There’s nothing more in Sicily to investigate.

      KATE

      (To ANNA.) Do you like the Sicilian people?

      ANNA stares at her.

      Silence

      ANNA

      (Quietly.) Don’t let’s go out tonight, don’t let’s go anywhere tonight, let’s stay in. I’ll cook something, you can wash your hair, you can relax, we’ll put on some records.

      KATE

      Oh, I don’t know. We could go out.

      ANNA

      Why do you want to go out?

      KATE

      We could walk across the park.

      ANNA

      The park is dirty at night, all sorts of horrible people, men hiding behind trees and women with terrible voices, they scream at you as you go past, and people come out suddenly from behind trees and bushes and there are shadows everywhere and there are policemen, and you’ll have a horrible walk, and you’ll see all the traffic and the noise of the traffic and you’ll see all the hotels, and you know you hate looking through all those swing doors, you hate it, to see all that, all those people in the lights in the lobbies all talking and moving … and all the chandeliers …

      Pause

      You’ll only want to come home if you go out. You’ll want to run home … and into your room….

      Pause

      KATE

      What shall we do then?

      ANNA

      Stay in. Shall I read to you? Would you like that?

      KATE

      I don’t know.

      Pause

      ANNA

      Are you hungry?

      KATE

      No.

      DEELEY

      Hungry? After that casserole?

      Pause

      KATE

      What shall I wear tomorrow? I can’t make up my mind.

      ANNA

      Wear your green.

      KATE

      I haven’t got the right top.

      ANNA

      You have. You have your turquoise blouse.

      KATE

      Do they go?

      ANNA

      Yes, they do go. Of course they go.

      KATE

      I’ll try it.

      Pause

      ANNA

      Would you like me to ask someone over?

      KATE

      Who?

      ANNA

      Charley … or Jake?

      KATE

      I don’t like Jake.

      ANNA

      Well, Charley … or …

      KATE

      Who?

      ANNA

      McCabe.

      Pause

      KATE

      I’ll think about it in the bath.

      ANNA

      Shall I run your bath for you?

      KATE

      (Standing.) No. I’ll run it myself tonight.

      KATE slowly walks to the bedroom door, goes out, closes it.

      DEELEY stands looking at ANNA.

      ANNA turns her head towards him.

      They look at each other.

      FADE

      ACT TWO

      The bedroom.

      A long window up centre. Door to bathroom up left. Door to sitting-room up right.

      Two divans. An armchair.

      The divans and armchair are disposed in precisely the same relation to each other as the furniture in the first act, but in reversed positions.

      Lights dim. ANNA discerned sitting on divan. Faint glow from glass panel in bathroom door.

      Silence.

      Lights up. The other door opens. DEELEY comes in with tray.

      DEELEY comes into the room, places the tray on a table.

      DEELEY

      Here we are. Good and hot. Good and strong and hot. You prefer it white with sugar, I believe?

      ANNA

      Please.

      DEELEY

      (Pouring.) Good and strong and hot with white and sugar.

      He hands her the cup.

      Like the room?

      ANNA

      Yes.

      DEELEY

      We sleep here. These are beds. The great thing about these beds is that they are susceptible to any amount of permutation. They can be separated as they are now. Or placed at right angles, or one can bisect the other, or you can sleep feet to feet, or head to head, or side by side. It’s the castors that make all this possible.

      He sits with coffee.

      Yes, I remember you quite clearly from The Wayfarers.

      ANNA

      The what?

      DEELEY

      The Wayfarers Tavern, just off the Brompton Road.

      ANNA

      When was that?

      DEELEY

      Years ago.

      ANNA

      I don’t think so.

      DEELEY

      Oh yes, it was you, no question. I never forget a face. You sat in the corner, quite often, sometimes alone, sometimes with others. And here you are, sitting in my house in the country. The same woman. Incredible. Fellow called Luke used to go in there. You knew him.

      ANNA

      Luke?

      DEELEY

      Big chap. Ginger hair. Ginger beard.

      ANNA

      I don’t honestly think so.

      DEELEY

      Yes, a whole crowd of them, poets, stunt men, jockeys, stand-up comedians, that kind of setup. You used to wear a scarf, that’s right, a black scarf, and a black sweater, and a skirt.

      ANNA

      Me?

      DEELEY

      And black stockings. Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten The Wayfarers Tavern? You might have forgotten the name but you must remember the pub. You were the darling of the saloon bar.

      ANNA

      I wasn’t rich, you know. I didn’t have money for alcohol.

      DEELEY

      You had escorts. You didn’t have to pay. You were looked after. I bought you a few drinks myself.

      ANNA

      You?

      DEELEY

      Sure.

      ANNA

      Never.

      DEELEY

      It’s the truth. I remember clearly.

      Pause

      ANNA

      You?

      DEELEY

      I’ve bought you drinks.

      Pause

      Twenty years ago … or so.

      ANNA

      You’re saying we’ve met before?

      DEELEY

      Of course we’ve met before.

      Pause

      We’ve talked before. In that pub, for example. In the corner. Luke didn’t like it much but we ignored him. Later we all went to a party. Someone’s flat, somewhere in Westbourne Grove. You sat on a very low sofa, I sat opposite and looked up your skirt. Your black stockings were very black because your thighs were so white. That’s something that’s all over now, of course, isn’t it, nothing like the same palpable profit in it now, it’s all over. But it was worthwhile then. It was worthwhile that night. I simply sat sipping my light ale and gazed … gazed up your skirt. You didn’t object, you found my gaze perfectly acceptable.

      ANNA

      I was aware of your gaze, was I?

      DEELEY

      There was a great argument going on, about China or something, or death, or China and death, I can’t remember which, but nobody but I had a thigh-kissing view, nobody but you had the thighs which kissed. And here you are. Same woman. Same thighs.

      Pause

      Yes. Then a friend of yours came in, a girl, a girl friend. She sat on the sofa with you, you both chatted and chuckled, sitting together, and I settled lower to gaze at you both, at both your thighs, squealing and hissing, you aware, she unaware, but then a great multitude of men surrounded me, and demanded my opinion about death, or about China, or whatever it was, and they would not let me be but bent down over me, so that what with their stinking breath and their broken teeth and the hair in their noses a
    nd China and death and their arses on the arms of my chair I was forced to get up and plunge my way through them, followed by them with ferocity, as if I were the cause of their argument, looking back through smoke, rushing to the table with the linoleum cover to look for one more full bottle of light ale, looking back through smoke, glimpsing two girls on the sofa, one of them you, heads close, whispering, no longer able to see anything, no longer able to see stocking or thigh, and then you were gone. I wandered over to the sofa. There was no one on it. I gazed at the indentations of four buttocks. Two of which were yours.

      Pause

      ANNA

      I’ve rarely heard a sadder story.

      DEELEY

      I agree.

      ANNA

      I’m terribly sorry.

      DEELEY

      That’s all right.

      Pause

      I never saw you again. You disappeared from the area. Perhaps you moved out.

      ANNA

      No. I didn’t.

      DEELEY

      I never saw you in The Wayfarers Tavern again. Where were you?

      ANNA

      Oh, at concerts, I should think, or the ballet.

      Silence

      Katey’s taking a long time over her bath.

      DEELEY

      Well, you know what she’s like when she gets in the bath.

      ANNA

      Yes.

      DEELEY

      Enjoys it. Takes a long time over it.

      ANNA

      She does, yes.

      DEELEY

      A hell of a long time. Luxuriates in it. Gives herself a great soaping all over.

      Pause

      Really soaps herself all over, and then washes the soap off, sud by sud. Meticulously. She’s both thorough and, I must say it, sensuous. Gives herself a comprehensive going over, and apart from everything else she does emerge as clean as a new pin. Don’t you think?

      ANNA

      Very clean.

      DEELEY

      Truly so. Not a speck. Not a tidemark. Shiny as a balloon.

      ANNA

      Yes, a kind of floating.

      DEELEY

      What?

      ANNA

      She floats from the bath. Like a dream. Unaware of anyone standing, with her towel, waiting for her, waiting to wrap it round her. Quite absorbed.

      Pause

      Until the towel is placed on her shoulders.

      Pause

      DEELEY

      Of course she’s so totally incompetent at drying herself properly, did you find that? She gives herself a really good scrub, but can she with the same efficiency give herself an equally good rub? I have found, in my experience of her, that this is not in fact the case. You’ll always find a few odd unexpected unwanted cheeky globules dripping about.

      ANNA

      Why don’t you dry her yourself?

      DEELEY

      Would you recommend that?

      ANNA

      You’d do it properly.

      DEELEY

      In her bath towel?

      ANNA

      How out?

      DEELEY

      How out?

      ANNA

      How could you dry her out? Out of her bath towel?

      DEELEY

      I don’t know.

      ANNA

      Well, dry her yourself, in her bath towel.

      Pause

      DEELEY

      Why don’t you dry her in her bath towel?

      ANNA

      Me?

      DEELEY

      You’d do it properly.

      ANNA

      No, no.

      DEELEY

      Surely? I mean, you’re a woman, you know how and where and in what density moisture collects on women’s bodies.

      ANNA

      No two women are the same.

      DEELEY

      Well, that’s true enough.

      Pause

      I’ve got a brilliant idea. Why don’t we do it with powder?

      ANNA

      Is that a brilliant idea?

      DEELEY

      Isn’t it?

      ANNA

      It’s quite common to powder yourself after a bath.

      DEELEY

      It’s quite common to powder yourself after a bath but it’s quite uncommon to be powdered. Or is it? It’s not common where I come from, I can tell you. My mother would have a fit.

      Pause

      Listen. I’ll tell you what. I’ll do it. I’ll do the whole lot. The towel and the powder. After all, I am her husband. But you can supervise the whole thing. And give me some hot tips while you’re at it. That’ll kill two birds with one stone.

      Pause

      (To himself.) Christ.

      He looks at her slowly.

      You must be about forty, I should think, by now.

      Pause

      If I walked into The Wayfarers Tavern now, and saw you sitting in the corner, I wouldn’t recognize you.

      The bathroom door opens. KATE comes into the bedroom. She wears a bathrobe.

      She smiles at DEELEY and ANNA.

      KATE

      (With pleasure.) Aaahh.

      She walks to the window and looks out into the night. DEELEY and ANNA watch her.

      DEELEY begins to sing softly.

      DEELEY

      (Singing.) The way you wear your hat …

      ANNA

      (Singing, softly.) The way you sip your tea …

      DEELEY

      (Singing.) The memory of all that …

      ANNA

      (Singing.) No, no, they can’t take that away from me …

      KATE turns from the window to look at them.

      ANNA

      (Singing.) The way your smile just beams …

      DEELEY

      (Singing.) The way you sing off key …

      ANNA

      (Singing.) The way you haunt my dreams …

      DEELEY

      (Singing.) No, no, they can’t take that away from me …

      KATE walks down towards them and stands, smiling, ANNA and DEELEY sing again, faster on cue, and more perfunctorily.

      ANNA

      (Singing.) The way you hold your knife –

      DEELEY

      (Singing.) The way we danced till three –

      ANNA

      (Singing.) The way you’ve changed my life –

      DEELEY

      No, no, they can’t take that away from me.

      KATE sits on a divan.

      ANNA

      (To DEELEY.) Doesn’t she look beautiful?

      DEELEY

      Doesn’t she?

      KATE

      Thank you. I feel fresh. The water’s very soft here. Much softer than London. I always find the water very hard in London. That’s one reason I like living in the country. Everything’s softer. The water, the light, the shapes, the sounds. There aren’t such edges here. And living close to the sea too. You can’t say where it begins or ends. That appeals to me. I don’t care for harsh lines. I deplore that kind of urgency. I’d like to go to the East, or somewhere like that, somewhere very hot, where you can lie under a mosquito net and breathe quite slowly. You know … somewhere where you can look through the flap of a tent and see sand, that kind of thing. The only nice thing about a big city is that when it rains it blurs everything, and it blurs the lights from the cars, doesn’t it, and blurs your eyes, and you have rain on your lashes. That’s the only nice thing about a big city.

      ANNA

      That’s not the only nice thing. You can have a nice room and a nice gas fire and a warm dressing gown and a nice hot drink, all waiting for you for when you come in.

      Pause

      KATE

      Is it raining?

      ANNA

      No.

      KATE

      Well, I’ve decided I will stay in tonight anyway.

      ANNA

      Oh good. I am glad. Now you can have a good strong cap of coffee after your bath.

      ANNA stands, goes to coffee, pours.

      I could do the hem on your black dress. I could finish it and you could try it on.


      KATE

      Mmmnn.

      ANNA hands her her coffee.

      ANNA

      Or I could read to you.

      DEELEY

      Have you dried yourself properly, Kate?

      KATE

      I think so.

      DEELEY

      Are you sure? All over?

      KATE

      I think so. I feel quite dry.

      DEELEY

      Are you quite sure? I don’t want you sitting here damply all over the place.

      KATE smiles.

      See that smile? That’s the same smile she smiled when I was walking down the street with her, after Odd Man Out, well, quite some time after.

      What did you think of it?

      ANNA

      It is a very beautiful smile.

      DEELEY

      Do it again.

      KATE

      I’m still smiling.

      DEELEY

      You’re not. Not like you were a moment ago, not like you did then.

      (To ANNA.) You know the smile I’m talking about?

      KATE

      This coffee’s cold.

      Pause

      ANNA

      Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll make some fresh.

      KATE

      No, I don’t want any, thank you.

      Pause

      Is Charley coming?

      ANNA

      I can ring him if you like.

      KATE

      What about McCabe?

      ANNA

      Do you really want to see anyone?

      KATE

      I don’t think I like McCabe.

      ANNA

      Nor do I.

      KATE

      He’s strange. He says some very strange things to me.

      ANNA

      What things?

      KATE

      Oh, all sorts of funny things.

      ANNA

      I’ve never liked him.

      KATE

      Duncan’s nice though, isn’t he?

      ANNA

      Oh yes.

      KATE

      I like his poetry so much.

      Pause

      But you know who I like best?

      ANNA

      Who?

      KATE

      Christy.

      ANNA

      He’s lovely.

      KATE

      He’s so gentle, isn’t he? And his humour. Hasn’t he got a lovely sense of humour? And I think he’s … so sensitive. Why don’t you ask him round?

      DEELEY

      He can’t make it. He’s out of town.

      KATE

      Oh, what a pity.

      Silence

      DEELEY

      (To ANNA.) Are you intending to visit anyone else while you’re in England? Relations? Cousins? Brothers?

      ANNA

     


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