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    The Smelly Search (Geronimo Stilton Cavemice #13)


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      Dear mouse friends,

      welcome to the

      STONE AGE!

      Welcome to the Stone Age . . .

      And the World of the cavemice!

      Capital:

      Old Mouse City

      population:

      We’re not

      sure. (Math doesn’t exist yet!) But Besides

      CaveMiCe, there are plenty Of dinOsaurs, Way tOO Many saBer-tOOthed

      tigers, and ferOCiOus Cave Bears — But nO MOuse has

      ever had the COurage tO COunt theM!

      typiCal Food:

      petrified Cheese sOup

      national Holiday:

      Great Zap Day,

      WhiCh CeleBrates the disCOvery Of fire. rOdents

      exChange grilled Cheese sandWiChes On this hOliday.

      national drink:

      MaMMOth Milkshakes

      Climate:

      Unpredictable,

      With

      frequent MeteOr shOWers

      cheese

      soup

      seashells Of all shapes

      and sizes

      money

      the BasiC unit Of MeasureMent is Based On

      the length Of the tail Of the leader Of

      the village. a unit Can Be divided intO a

      half tail Or quarter tail. the leader is

      alWays ready tO present his tail When there

      is a dispute.

      measurement

      milk

      shake

      THE CAVEMICE

      Geronimo

      Trap

      Thea

      Benjamin

      Hercule Poirat

      Bugsy Wugsy

      Grandma Ratrock

      Geronimo Stilton

      CAVEMICE

      THE SMELLY

      SEARCH

      Scholastic Inc.

      Copyright © 2014 by Edizioni Piemme S.p.A., Palazzo Mondadori, Via

      Mondadori 1, 20090 Segrate, Italy. International Rights © Atlantyca

      S.p.A. English translation © 2017 by Atlantyca S.p.A.

      The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any

      responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.

      GERONIMO STILTON names, characters, and related indicia are

      copyright, trademark, and exclusive license of Atlantyca S.p.A. All

      rights reserved. The moral right of the author has been asserted. Based

      on an original idea by Elisabetta Dami. www.geronimostilton.com

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      , 557 Broadway, New

      York, NY 10012. SCHOLASTIC

      and associated logos are trademarks

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      Stilton is the name of a famous English cheese. It is a registered

      trademark of the Stilton Cheese Makers’ Association. For more

      information, go to www.stiltoncheese.com.

      All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright

      Conventions. No part of this publication may be reproduced, transmitted,

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      any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter

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      information regarding permission, please contact Atlantyca S.p.A.,

      Via Leopardi 8, 20123 Milan, Italy; e-mail foreignrights@atlantyca.it,

      www.atlantyca.com.

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents

      are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously,

      and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business

      establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

      e-ISBN 978-1-338-08864-9

      Text

      by Geronimo Stilton

      Original title Per mille pietruzze . . . il gonfiosauro fa le puzze!

      Cover by Flavio Ferron

      Illustrations by Giuseppe Facciotto (design) and Alessandro Costa (color)

      Graphics by

      Chiara Cebraro with Paola Molteni

      Special thanks to Shannon Penney

      Translated by Lidia Morson Tramontozzi

      Interior design by Becky James

      First printing 2017

      MANY AGES AGO, ON PREHISTORIC MOUSE ISLAND, THERE

      WAS A VILLAGE CALLED OLD MOUSE CITY. IT WAS INHABITED

      BY BRAVE

      RODENT SAPIENS

      KNOWN AS THE CAVEMICE.

      DANGERS SURROUNDED THE MICE AT EVERY TURN:

      EARTHQUAKES, METEOR SHOWERS, FEROCIOUS DINOSAURS,

      AND FIERCE GANGS OF SABER-TOOTHED TIGERS. BUT THE

      BRAVE CAVEMICE FACED IT ALL WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR,

      AND WERE ALWAYS READY TO LEND A HAND TO OTHERS.

      HOW DO I KNOW THIS? I DISCOVERED AN

      ANCIENT BOOK WRITTEN BY MY ANCESTOR, GERONIMO

      STILTONOOT! HE CARVED HIS STORIES INTO STONE TABLETS

      AND ILLUSTRATED THEM WITH HIS ETCHINGS.

      I AM PROUD TO SHARE THESE STONE AGE STORIES WITH

      YOU. THE EXCITING ADVENTURES OF THE CAVEMICE WILL

      MAKE YOUR FUR STAND ON END, AND THE JOKES WILL

      TICKLE YOUR WHISKERS! HAPPY READING!

      Geronimo Stilton

      Warning!

      Don’t imitate the cavemice.

      We’re not in the Stone Age anymore!

      MYSTERIOUS MAIL!

      It was a warm autumn

      morning

      and I

      was feeling mousetastic! There were no

      meteor

      showers, no erupting volcanoes,

      and no earthquakes.

      Bones and

      Stones!

      It was a fabumouse

      cavemouse day!

      After a light breakfast of fourteen Jurassic

      cheeses, ten Paleozoic cheese balls, and eight

      cups of

      frothy

      mammoth milkshake,

      I nimbly skipped to my office. (Well, more

      or less —

      buuurp!

      )

      Oh, I forgot to introduce myself! My name

      is Stiltonoot,

      Geronimo Stiltonoot

      ,

      and I’m the publisher of The Stone Gazette,

      the most famouse newspaper

      in the

      STONE AGE

      . . .

      probably because it’s the

      only one!

      I had just stuck my snout

      out of my cave, when I

      heard a flapping sound —

      SWOOOOOSH!

      —

      followed by a loud shriek:

      Then . . .

      Huh?!

      Mail!”

      Bonk

      A mail-a-dactyl dropped a stone slab on

      my head! Great rocky boulders — the slab

      was so heavy, it

      flattened

      me on the

      ground like a Jurassic cheddar pancake!

      When I sat up again, I looked at the

      mysterious

      mega-slab and was shocked

      to see that it was from . . .

      Sally

      Rockmousen

      . My archenemy Sally —

      the host of Gossip Radio, the rodent who

      spreads fake news all over Old Mouse

      City — actually wrote to me?!

      Impawssible!


      Gossip Radio is The Stone Gazette’s

      biggest, most double-crossing competitor.

      Its headquarters are perched on top of a

      small hill. From there, Sally

      screeches

      the

      most inaccurate, dishonest, and just plain

      fake gossip in the Stone Age.

      Sally’s

      news

      is passed by word of

      mouth to other rodents and shriekers,

      Bad weather coming!

      Bag feather coming!

      Big father

      coming!

      who then screech it to others. By the time

      the news gets to the last mouse, it usually

      doesn’t even make any

      sense

      . Sally’s stories get mouserifically

      W

      A

      R

      P

      E

      D

      !

      What kind of reporting is that? Sally is a

      pawsitive fraud! I didn’t even read her note.

      As soon as I got to the office

      that morning, I was greeted by my

      assistant,

      WILEY UPSNOOT

      .

      “Everything okay, boss?”

      “See for yourself,” I

      grumbled, handing him

      Sally’s

      note.

      He read the message

      carefully. “Boss, it’s

      an

      invitation

      ! Sally is

      inviting you to a

      mousestastic

      Huh?!

      team

      TREASURE HUNT

      !”

      For all the thorns on a cactus!

      “

      What?! Are you sure, Wiley?

      ”

      I asked.

      Wiley handed the note back to me. “Hold

      on to your cheese, boss — take a look!”

      Dear Geronimo,

      You are officially invited to participate in a

      mega team treasure hunt organized by the most

      distinguished reporter in the Stone Age — me,

      Sally Rockmousen! Do you accept? Mark the

      box of your choice:

      I accept!

      Absolutely!

      I can’t refuse!

      Sure!

      Petrified Cheese!

      “

      Never!

      ” I squeaked.

      “Never say never, boss,” replied Wiley.

      “I refuse to go!” I said, shaking my snout.

      He shrugged. “Whatever you say, boss,

      but did you see this?”

      The back of the slab had another message

      chiseled in very, very, very small print:

      If you don’t participate, Gossip Radio will squeak

      to every rodent in the Stone Age that you’re afraid

      to lose. Old Mouse City will finally realize that

      you’re a total scaredy-mouse! See you tomorrow

      morning in Singing Rock Square!

      Crusty cheese chunks! How could Sally

      Rockmousen accuse me of such a thing?

      Okay, so maybe I’m not the bravest mouse

      in the

      STONE AGE

      , but I’ve always worked

      hard, and I’ve never turned my back on a

      challenge

      .

      “That really

      toasts

      my cheese!” I

      muttered. “I’ll never go on Sally’s treasure

      hunt — and I mean

      Never

      !”

      Sally

      Rock

      mousen

      THINK VERY

      CAREFULLY, BOSS!

      Wiley looked me square in the

      EYE

      . “I

      don’t think that’s such a good idea, boss.”

      “You’re right, Wiley,” I said firmly. “After

      all the dirty

      TRICKS

      Sally has pulled on

      us, I’m not going to fall for another one!”

      “No!” he replied. “I mean that it’s not a

      good idea to

      refuse

      Sally’s invitation.”

      Rotten ricotta! Wiley was using the same

      tone of voice Grandma Ratrock used in the

      morning to get me out of bed for the gym.

      “You definitely

      HAVE TO

      participate,”

      Wiley squeaked.

      “But . . . I don’t

      HAVE TO

      !” I replied.

      “You see, I

      HAVE TO

      go to the dentist . . .

      and I

      HAVE TO

      feed my autosaurus . . .

      and I

      HAVE TO

      work at the office, but —”

      “That’s exactly it!” Wiley squeaked. “The

      office! Work! The newspaper! If you don’t

      participate in the

      TREASURE HUNT

      , how

      do you think that will make The Stone

      Gazette look?”

      The truth was,

      WILEY

      was right. I couldn’t

      refuse. I couldn’t risk looking like an

      unsportsmouselike

      rodent. The Stone

      Gazette’s reputation was at stake!

      “Oh, all right . . .” I caved.

      We’ll look

      bad!

      Gulp!

      I reluctantly began

      chiseling

      a

      check mark on the invitation.

      Once I finished, I scurried out of the

      office and started

      LOOKING

      for some

      other mice to join my team. And who do

      you think was the

      first

      rodent to pop

      into my head?

      You got it! The most famouse detective in

      the Stone Age: my friend

      Hercule Poirat

      !

      Well done,

      boss!

      THIS WHOLE THING

      STINKS!

      W

      h

      o

      o

      o

      o

      o

      o

      a

      !

      I headed for Hercule’s cave as fast as my

      paws would take me. But as I got closer, I

      didn’t see the Paleozoic

      banana peel

      lying on the ground. I stepped on it, lost my

      balance, and . . .

      I began slipping and

      sliding down the hill,

      faster

      and

      faster

      and

      faster

      !

      Holey boulders,

      I was in trouble!

      avala

      nche

      Zoooo

      OOM

      UGH!

      I

      rolled

      along like an

      and crashed into Hercule’s cave! Dazed, I

      stayed there

      flattened

      against the rock

      like a barnacle attached to a Paleozoic cliff.

      How prehistorically painful!

      Hearing my

      thundering

      entrance, my

      friend Hercule scurried out of his cave.

      “Pointy triceratops

      horns, Geronimo!

      Oof!

      Couldn’t you have

      just knocked?”

      I

      groaned

      ,

      massaging my bumps

      and bruises.

      Once I got

      myself together,

      I told Hercule

      about the

      TREASURE HUNT

      .


      “

      Very strange!

      ” he remarked. “I’d

      better come with you. Who knows what

      kind of a mess you’ll end up in otherwise!”

      “It’s settled, then — you’ll be part of my

      team

      !” I squeaked, relieved.

      “Yes, but, Geronimo,” Hercule said in a

      low voice, “this seems like a dirty

      trick

      .

      This whole treasure hunt thing

      STINKS

      even more than you do . . .”

      I guess I hadn’t bathed in almost a

      Ouch!

      Couldn’t you

      have just

      knocked?

      THEA STEERING HER TEAM OF

      SLED-AUTOSAURUSES

      month

      — but how could he tell?!

      “

      Let’s see!

      ” my friend pondered.

      “Our team is going to need someone who’s

      brave, dynamic, and full of

      energy

      . In

      other words, we need your sister, Thea!”

      “But she’s not around,” I answered with

      a frown. “She’s on an expedition to the

      Land of Ice

      !”

      “

      Bones and stones!

      ” Hercule exclaimed,

      peeling a banana and looking disappointed.

      “Then who else are we going to recruit?”

      “Well, we could ask Trap . . .” I suggested

      with a shrug.

      “Fabumouse!” Hercule squeaked, cheering

      up. “At least we’ll have a good supply of

      food

      !”

      My cousin Trap runs the

      Rotten

      Tooth Tavern

      , which is famouse for

      its food. The chef,

      Greasella Stonyfur,

      makes whisker-licking good meals.

      Yum!

      “We can ask my nephew Benjamin, too,”

      I added.

      “That’s good,” agreed Hercule, munching

      on another banana. “But we also need some

      female

      intuition!”

      “Uh, female intuition?” I repeated,

      scratching my snout. “Who did you have

      in mind?

      Harriet

      Heftymouse

      ,

      the village leader’s

      daughter?”

      “Of course not,

      Geronimo!” Hercule said.

      “We need someone who’s more

      determined. Someone who’s as

      sharp

      as aged cheddar. Someone like your

      Grandma Ratrock!”

      “But Grandma is at the

      Great Gurgling

     


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