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    Bollywood Burglary (Geronimo Stilton #65)


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      Geronimo Stilton

      Dear mouse friends,

      Welcome to the world of

      The Rodent’s Gazette

      Editorial Staff

      Geronimo Stilton

      A learned and brainy

      mouse; editor of

      The Rodent’s Gazette

      Thea Stilton

      Geronimo’s sister and

      special correspondent at

      The Rodent’s Gazette

      Trap Stilton

      An awful joker;

      Geronimo’s cousin and

      owner of the store

      Cheap Junk for Less

      Benjamin Stilton

      A sweet and loving

      nine-year-old mouse;

      Geronimo’s favorite

      nephew

      Geronimo Stilton

      Scholastic Inc.

      BOLLYWOOD

      BURGLARY

      Copyright © 2015 by Edizioni Piemme S.p.A., Palazzo Mondadori, Via

      Mondadori 1, 20090 Segrate, Italy. International Rights © Atlantyca S.p.A.

      English translation © 2016 by Atlantyca S.p.A.

      The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any

      responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.

      GERONIMO STILTON names, characters, and related indicia are copyright,

      trademark, and exclusive license of Atlantyca S.p.A. All rights reserved. The

      moral right of the author has been asserted. Based on an original idea by

      Elisabetta Dami. www.geronimostilton.com

      Published by Scholastic Inc., Publishers since 1920

      , 557 Broadway, New York,

      NY 10012.

      SCHOLASTIC

      and associated logos are trademarks and/or registered

      trademarks of Scholastic Inc.

      Stilton is the name of a famous English cheese. It is a registered trademark

      of the Stilton Cheese Makers’ Association. For more information, go to www.

      stiltoncheese.com.

      All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright

      Conventions. No part of this publication may be reproduced, transmitted,

      downloaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into

      any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means,

      whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without

      the express written permission of the publisher. For information regarding

      permission, please contact Atlantyca S.p.A., Via Leopardi 8, 20123 Milan,

      Italy; e-mail foreignrights@atlantyca.it, www.atlantyca.com.

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are

      either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any

      resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events,

      or locales is entirely coincidental.

      e-ISBN 978-1-338-08776-5

      Text by Geronimo Stilton

      Original title Il mistero del rubino d’Oriente

      Cover by Danilo Barozzi

      Illustrations by Danilo Loizedda (design) and Daria Cerchi (color)

      Graphics by Michela Battaglin

      Special thanks to Beth Dunfey

      Translated by Lidia Morson Tramontozzi

      Interior design by Kay Petronio

      First printing 2017

      17 Spice Street

      Yawn

      Mmm, hot

      cheese

      Oops!

      That

      day

      began like any other — it seemed

      like a

      perfectly normal

      day, in fact.

      But it turned out to be one of the most

      incredible, mousetastic days of my life! By

      the time I put my snout back on my pillow

      that night, my life had

      changed forever.

      Oh, excuse me, I almost forgot to introduce

      myself. My name is Stilton,

      Geronimo

      Stilton

      , and I am the editor of The Rodent’s

      Gazette, the most famouse newspaper on

      Mouse Island.

      Hmm. . .

      Now, where was I? Oh yes! My morning

      began like any other . . .

      I climbed out of bed and

      scampered

      to my

      office. Once I got settled at my desk, I started

      brainstorming. I had to come up with an idea

      for a new series of books. Hmm . . . should I

      write a book on

      gardening

      ? Or

      do-it-yourself

      projects? Or

      sports

      ? Or . . .

      I thought and thought and thought. By

      lunchtime, I was still thinking.

      And then something

      strange happened

      How

      strange!

      I glanced out the window, and there

      was a small plane towing a

      banner

      right outside — I mean, right outside

      —

      my

      office.

      visit india!

      it said. Hmm, that was

      unusual!

      The mailmouse came and

      left me ninety-four travel

      brochures about India.

      Hmm, that was a bit odd!

      A second later, the

      phone rang and a

      strange

      rodent squeaked, “My dear Mr. Stilton,

      how about a trip to India? I’ll give you

      a discount . . .”

      “

      Thanks, but I think

      I’ll pass

      ,”

      I answered.

      Then I got an email with

      a

      very

      weird invitation . . .

      Hmm, that was a wee bit bizarre!

      But on the other paw, it was lunchtime,

      and I was hungry. I didn’t want to think

      twice about food. So I hailed a

      TAXI

      and

      headed toward 17 Spice Street.

      When my cab screeched up to the curb, I

      spotted a fabumouse

      painted

      wooden

      door

      and smelled an

      intriguing

      array of spices . . .

      yummy, yum, yum!

      It

      sure smelled whisker-licking good!

      A message for Mr. Stilton: Would you like to try

      a delectable assortment of delicious dishes?

      Come to the Taj Mahal Indian restaurant,

      17 Spice Street. It’ll be whisker-licking good!

      Geronimo Stilton

      A fabumouse invitation

      SUBJECT:

      TO:

      mailboxget

      GET mail

      print

      label

      new

      message

      chat

      find

      favorites

      tools

      What a

      delicious

      aroma!

      INDIAN FOOD

      Indian cuisine includes a wide assortment of colors,

      aromas, and

      flavors

      .

      Food from India’s northern regions is non-vegetarian

      and less spicy, using more dairy products in dishes. The

      cuisine of the southern regions is mostly vegetarian and

    &
    nbsp; tends to be

      spicier

      .

      Dishes are often flavored with

      spices

      like

      turmeric, coriander, cumin, and tamarind, also known as

      the “Indian date.”

      Rice is a staple food of India, and it is served hot as a

      side dish. When cooked in broth and flavored with spices,

      it’s called

      pilau

      . When served with chicken, lamb, or

      vegetables, it’s called

      biryani

      .

      Bread is also an essential staple, especially in the north.

      There are many varieties of bread. The most widespread

      in India is

      roti

      (also known as

      chapati

      ), an

      unleavened round bread made with whole-wheat flour.

      Dal

      is a typical Indian dish that is creamy and made with

      lentils and various spices. There are many types of

      Dal

      .

      Steam’s Coming Out

      of My Eeeeears!

      As soon as I entered the restaurant, a

      waiter with thick

      fur

      and shiny whiskers

      scurried

      over.

      “Yoo-hoo! Welcome, my dear Stilton!

      Have you ever been to

      India

      ?” he asked.

      “No, not yet,” I answered.

      “But that’s absolutely elementary. You are

      thinking of

      going

      , then?” he said.

      “Actually, no . . .” I replied.

      “Actually, yes, you will be!

      Soon!

      Very,

      very soon. In fact, let’s make a bet. I bet that

      you will go to India!”

      Then the waiter waved a sheet of paper

      under my snout. “

      Now sign right

      here, Stilton!

      ”

      Sign here, Stilton!

      Uhhhh . . . okay ?

      I was flabbergasted. No restaurant had

      ever asked me to pay my bill

      before

      I’d

      even ordered my meal! But I was hungrier

      than a rat in a cheese shop. I couldn’t wait

      to sit down and

      eat

      , so I signed.

      I took

      a better

      look

      at the waiter.

      There was something familiar about his

      snout. He also had a

      squeaky

      voice that

      r

      e

      m

      i

      n

      d

      e

      d

      m

      e

      o

      f

      s

      o

      m

      e

      o

      n

      e

      .

      .

      .

      “Have we met

      before?” I asked.

      “

      Nooo, noooo!

      ”

      the waiter replied.

      “Whatever gave

      you that idea, my

      dear Stilton?” He

      pushed me toward

      a table at the back of

      the room.

      The restaurant was lovely. The walls

      were covered with red silk

      tapestries

      embroidered in gold, and there was a

      mousetastic

      fountain in

      the center of the dining area. Delectable

      aromas

      and fabumouse Indian

      music

      filled the air. Waiters scurried around

      of someone!

      You

      remind me

      May I?

      That looks

      delicious!

      What did you say?

      Ha, ha, ha!

      Do you

      want

      some?

      Yummy!

      Delish!

      Mmm,

      that’s

      good!

      Taste it!

      Come, Mr. Stilton!

      Okay . . .

      Ha , ha, ha!

      Of

      course!

      Great!

      Chomp!

      Fabumouse!

      Here you go!

      with trays loaded with yummy dishes. I

      saw

      chicken tikka masala

      (chicken

      with creamy tomato sauce and spices) and

      samosas

      (stuffed fried pastries).

      I glanced at the menu. “Um, I’d like . . .”

      But the waiter ripped the menu out of my

      paws. “You

      don’t know

      much

      about

      Indian food, Mr. Stilton,” he snorted. “Let

      me choose for you!

      DO YOU LIKE

      SPICY FOOD?

      ”

      “Um, yes, I do,” I admitted. “But not too

      spicy . . .”

      The waiter ran off,

      shouting

      , “I’ll bring

      you a meal that’ll knock your tail off! It’ll be

      very hot

      !”

      As he disappeared into the kitchen, I heard

      him squeak, “A

      spicy

      one for the rodent in

      the rear! Heavy on the hot pepper. That’ll

      make his whiskers do the

      loop-the-loop

      !”

      Try the hot

      one!

      Argh!

      Five minutes later, he returned with a tray

      of

      steaming

      dishes. “Try the one with

      the

      hot pepper

      !”

      he ordered.

      I tasted the first dish. It was

      hot!

      I tasted the second. It was

      very hot!

      Then I tasted the third dish. It was

      extremely

      hot!

      I wanted to stop, but the waiter kept

      shoveling spoonfuls into my snout.

      1

      2

      3

      4

      5

      HOT!

      VERY HOT!

      VERY, VERY

      HOT!

      OUCHIE! MY

      TONGUE IS

      BURNING!

      MY MOUTH IS

      ON FIRE!

      “Let’s see

      HOW MUCH

      this customer

      can take before he

      bursts

      !”

      he cried

      gleefully.

      I couldn’t take it anymore.

      “One more bite, Stilton,” he insisted. “By

      the time you’re in

      India

      , you’ll be used to

      hot peppers

      .”

      “But I’m not going to India!” I protested.

      “But you will go to India,” he insisted.

      “

      Wanna bet on it?

      ”

      When he shoved a dollop from dish

      6

      7

      8

      9

      10

      MY

      TONSILS ARE

      SCORCHED!

      IT’S SO HOT

      I CAN’T

      BREATHE!

      HEEELP!

      MY BELLY IS

      ABLAZE!

      I’M AS RED

      AS A RIPE

      HOT PEPPER!

      STEAM’S

      COMING

      OUT OF MY

      EARS!

      SMOKIN’ SAMOSAS,

      THAT WAS ONE

     
    ; FUR-RAISING

      HOT PEPPER!

      number ten into my mouth,

      STEAM

      started

      coming out of my ears.

      FZZZZZZZZZZ!

      I’m burning

      uuuup!

      What’s the matter

      with him?

      “I’m

      burning up

      !” I screeched.

      I ran to the fountain and dunked my whole

      head into it.

      I heard a sizzle.

      Heeeeelp!

      Finally!

      When I returned to my table, the waiter

      asked, “

      So when are we going to India?

      ”

      “I’m too busy, okay?” I shouted. “B-u-s-y!

      Very busy! I can’t possibly go to

      India

      !”

      Don’t Be a Fly

      in the Fondue!

      It’s you,

      Hercule

      Poirat!

      Ha, ha, ha!

      The waiter was disappointed. “Geronimo,

      you’re such a

      FUR-BRAIN

      !” he scolded

      me. “I was really hoping you’d go to

      India

      with me . . .”

      And that’s when I recognized him.

      “You’re not a waiter. You’re . . . my

      detective friend,

      Hercule Poirat

      !” I cried.

      FIRST NAME:

      Hercule

      LAST NAME:

      Poirat

      WHO HE IS:

      Geronimo’s

      childhood friend

      PROFESSION:

      Private investigator. He runs

      a detective agency in New Mouse City.

      Hercule loves mysteries the way mice love

      cheese!

      HIS HOBBY:

      He likes to play tricks,

      especially on Geronimo. His disguises are

      famousely unpredictable. He’s disguised

      himself as a flight attendant, a gift box,

      and even an ice cream cone.

      HIS PASSION:

      Bananas! (He loves them — but

      Geronimo hates them!)

      HERCULE POIRAT

      No way!

      I can’t go.

      Please,

      please,

      please!

      Poirat pulled off his

      wig

      and

      ripped

      the slick mustache from his snout.

      “Yes, it is I: Poirat, Hercule Poirat!

      And

      you simply must go to India with me.

      ”

      I shook my snout. “I can’t go to India with

      you. I’m too busy, Hercule! I’ve told you

      over

      and

      over

      again!”

      Poirat started to

      sob

      . “Yes, my dear

      Stilton. You did tell me . . . several times, in

     


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