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    Fifty Orwell Essays

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    merely the subjective truth. And along those lines, apparently, it is

      still possible for a good novel to be written. Not necessarily an

      edifying novel, but a novel worth reading and likely to be remembered

      after it is read.

      While I have been writing this essay another European war has broken out.

      It will either last several years and tear Western civilization to

      pieces, or it will end inconclusively and prepare the way for yet another

      war which will do the job once and for all. But war is only 'peace

      intensified'. What is quite obviously happening, war or no war, is the

      break-up of LAISSEZ-FAIRE capitalism and of the liberal-Christian

      culture. Until recently the full implications of this were not foreseen,

      because it was generally imagined that socialism could preserve and even

      enlarge the atmosphere of liberalism. It is now beginning to be realized

      how false this idea was. Almost certainly we are moving into an age of

      totalitarian dictatorships--an age in which freedom of thought will be

      at first a deadly sin and later on a meaningless abstraction. The

      autonomous individual is going to be stamped out of existence. But this

      means that literature, in the form in which we know it, must suffer at

      least a temporary death. The literature of liberalism is coming to an end

      and the literature of totalitarianism has not yet appeared and is barely

      imaginable. As for the writer, he is sitting on a melting iceberg; he is

      merely an anachronism, a hangover from the bourgeois age, as surely

      doomed as the hippopotamus. Miller seems to me a man out of the common

      because he saw and proclaimed this fact a long while before most of his

      contemporaries--at a time, indeed, when many of them were actually

      burbling about a renaissance of literature. Wyndham Lewis had said years

      earlier that the major history of the English language was finished, but

      he was basing this on different and rather trivial reasons. But from now

      onwards the all-important fact for the creative writers going to be that

      this is not a writer's world. That does not mean that he cannot help to

      bring the new society into being, but he can take no part in the process

      AS A WRITER. For AS A WRITER he is a liberal, and what is happening is

      the destruction of liberalism. It seems likely, therefore, that in the

      remaining years of free speech any novel worth reading will follow more

      or less along the lines that Miller has followed--I do not mean in

      technique or subject matter, but in implied outlook. The passive attitude

      will come back, and it will be more consciously passive than before.

      Progress and reaction have both turned out to be swindles. Seemingly

      there is nothing left but quietism--robbing reality of its terrors by

      simply submitting to it. Get inside the whale--or rather, admit you are

      inside the whale (for you ARE, of course). Give yourself over to the

      world-process, stop fighting against it or pretending that you control

      it; simply accept it, endure it, record it. That seems to be the formula,

      that any sensitive novelist is now likely to adopt. A novel on more

      positive, 'constructive' lines, and not emotionally spurious, is at

      present very difficult to imagine.

      But do I mean by this that Miller is a 'great author', a new hope for

      English prose? Nothing of the kind. Miller himself would be the last to

      claim or want any such thing. No doubt he will go on writing--anybody

      who has ones started always goes on writing--and associated with him

      there are a number of writers of approximately the same tendency,

      Lawrence Durrell, Michael Fraenkel and others, almost amounting to a

      'school'. But he himself seems to me essentially a man of one book.

      Sooner or later I should expect him to descend into unintelligibility, or

      into charlatanism: there are signs of both in his later work. His last

      book, TROPIC OF CAPRICORN, I have not even read. This was not because I

      did not want to read it, but because the police and Customs authorities

      have so far managed to prevent me from getting hold of it. But it would

      surprise me if it came anywhere near TROPIC OF CANCER or the opening

      chapters of BLACK SPRING. Like certain other autobiographical novelists,

      he had it in him to do just one thing perfectly, and he did it.

      Considering what the fiction of the nineteen-thirties has been like, that

      is something.

      Miller's books are published by the Obelisk Press in Paris. What will

      happen to the Obelisk Press, now that war has broken out and Jack

      Kathane, the publisher, is dead, I do not know, but at any rate the books

      are still procurable. I earnestly counsel anyone who has not done so to

      read at least TROPIC OF CANCER. With a little ingenuity, or by paying a

      little over the published price, you can get hold of it, and even if

      parts of it disgust you, it will stick in your memory. It is also an

      'important' book, in a sense different from the sense in which that word

      is generally used. As a rule novels are spoken of as 'important' when

      they are either a 'terrible indictment' of something or other or when

      they introduce some technical innovation. Neither of these applies to

      TROPIC OF CANCER. Its importance is merely symptomatic. Here in my

      opinion is the only imaginative prose-writer of the slightest value who

      has appeared among the English-speaking races for some years past. Even

      if that is objected to as an overstatement, it will probably be admitted

      that Miller is a writer out of the ordinary, worth more than a single

      glance; and after all, he is a completely negative, unconstructive,

      amoral writer, a mere Jonah, a passive acceptor of evil, a sort of

      Whitman among the corpses. Symptomatically, that is more significant than

      the mere fact that five thousand novels are published in England every

      year and four thousand nine hundred of them are tripe. It is a

      demonstration of the impossibility of any major literature until the

      world has shaken itself into its new shape.

      THE ART OF DONALD MCGILL (1941)

      Who does not know the 'comics' of the cheap stationers' windows, the

      penny or twopenny coloured post cards with their endless succession of

      fat women in tight bathing-dresses and their crude drawing and unbearable

      colours, chiefly hedge-sparrow's-egg tint and Post Office red?

      This question ought to be rhetorical, but it is curious fact that many

      people seem to be unaware of the existence of these things, or else to

      have a vague notion that they are something to be found only at the

      seaside, like nigger minstrels or peppermint rock. Actually they are on

      sale everywhere--they can be bought at nearly any Woolworth's, for

      example--and they are evidently produced in enormous numbers, new series

      constantly appearing. They are not to be confused with the various other

      types of comic illustrated post card, such as the sentimental ones

      dealing with puppies and kittens or the Wendyish, sub-pornographic ones

      which exploit the love affairs of children. They are a genre of their

      own, specializing in very 'low' humour, the mother-in-law, baby's-nappy,

      policemen's-boot type of joke, and distinguishable from all the other

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    bsp; kinds by having no artistic pretensions. Some half-dozen publishing

      houses issue them, though the people who draw them seem not to be

      numerous at any one time.

      I have associated them especially with the name of Donald McGill because

      he is not only the most prolific and by far the best of contemporary post

      card artists, but also the most representative, the most perfect in the

      tradition. Who Donald McGill is, I do not know. He is apparently a trade

      name, for at least one series of post cards is issued simply as 'The

      Donald McGill Comics', but he is also unquestionable a real person with a

      style of drawing which is recognizable at a glance. Anyone who examines

      his post cards in bulk will notice that many of them are not despicable

      even as drawings, but it would be mere dilettantism to pretend that they

      have any direct aesthetic value. A comic post card is simply an

      illustration to a joke, invariably a 'low' joke, and it stands or falls

      by its ability to raise a laugh. Beyond that it has only 'ideological'

      interest. McGill is a clever draughtsman with a real caricaturist's touch

      in the drawing of faces, but the special value of his post cards is that

      they are so completely typical. They represent, as it were, the norm of

      the comic post card. Without being in the least imitative, they are

      exactly what comic post cards have been any time these last forty years,

      and from them the meaning and purpose of the whole genre can be inferred.

      Get hold of a dozen of these things, preferably McGill's--if you pick

      out from a pile the ones that seem to you funniest, you will probably

      find that most of them are McGill's--and spread them out on a table.

      What do you see?

      Your first impression is of overpowering vulgarity. This is quite apart

      from the ever-present obscenity, and apart also from the hideousness of

      the colours. They have an utter low-ness of mental atmosphere which comes

      out not only in the nature of the jokes but, even more, in the grotesque,

      staring, blatant quality of the drawings. The designs, like those of a

      child, are full of heavy lines and empty spaces, and all the figures in

      them, every gesture and attitude, are deliberately ugly, the faces

      grinning and vacuous, the women monstrously parodied, with bottoms like

      Hottentots. Your second impression, however, is of indefinable

      familiarity. What do these things remind you of? What are they so like?

      In the first place, of course, they remind you of the barely different

      post cards which you probably gazed at in your childhood. But more than

      this, what you are really looking at is something as traditional as Greek

      tragedy, a sort of sub-world of smacked bottoms and scrawny

      mothers-in-law which is a part of Western European consciousness. Not

      that the jokes, taken one by one, are necessarily stale. Not being

      debarred from smuttiness, comic post cards repeat themselves less often

      than the joke columns in reputable magazines, but their basic

      subject-matter, the KIND of joke they are aiming at, never varies. A few

      are genuinely witty, in a Max Millerish style. Examples:

      'I like seeing experienced girls home.'

      'But I'm not experienced!'

      'You're not home yet!'

      'I've been struggling for years to get a fur coat. How did you get yours?'

      'I left off struggling.'

      JUDGE: 'You are prevaricating, sir. Did you or did you not sleep with

      this woman?'

      Co--respondent: 'Not a wink, my lord!'

      In general, however, they are not witty, but humorous, and it must be

      said for McGill's post cards, in particular, that the drawing is often a

      good deal funnier than the joke beneath it. Obviously the outstanding

      characteristic of comic cards is their obscenity, and I must discuss that

      more fully later. But I give here a rough analysis of their habitual

      subject-matter, with such explanatory remarks as seem to be needed:

      SEX.--More than half, perhaps three-quarters, of the jokes are sex

      jokes, ranging from the harmless to the all but unprintable. First

      favourite is probably the illegitimate baby. Typical captions: 'Could you

      exchange this lucky charm for a baby's feeding-bottle?' 'She didn't ask

      me to the christening, so I'm not going to the wedding.' Also newlyweds,

      old maids, nude statues and women in bathing-dresses. All of these are

      IPSO FACTO funny, mere mention of them being enough to raise a laugh. The

      cuckoldry joke is seldom exploited, and there are no references to

      homosexuality.

      Conventions of the sex joke:

      (i) Marriage only benefits women. Every man is plotting seduction and

      every woman is plotting marriage. No woman ever remained unmarried

      voluntarily.

      (ii) Sex-appeal vanishes at about the age of twenty-five. Well-preserved

      and good-looking people beyond their first youth are never represented.

      The amorous honeymooning couple reappear as the grim-visaged wife and

      shapeless, moustachioed, red-nosed husband, no intermediate stage being

      allowed for.

      HOME LIFE--Next to sex, the henpecked husband is the favourite joke.

      Typical caption: 'Did they get an X-ray of your wife's jaw at the

      hospital?'--'No, they got a moving picture instead.'

      Conventions:

      (i) There is no such thing as a happy marriage.

      (ii) No man ever gets the better of a woman in argument.

      Drunkenness--Both drunkenness and teetotalism are ipso facto funny.

      Conventions:

      (i) All drunken men have optical illusions.

      (ii) Drunkenness is something peculiar to middle-aged men. Drunken youths

      or women are never represented.

      W.C. JOKES--There is not a large number of these. Chamber pots are ipso

      facto funny, and so are public lavatories. A typical post card captioned

      'A Friend in Need', shows a man's hat blown off his head and disappearing

      down the steps of a ladies' lavatory.

      INTER-WORKING-CLASS SNOBBERY--Much in these post cards suggests that

      they are aimed at the better-off working class and poorer middle class.

      There are many jokes turning on malapropisms, illiteracy, dropped aitches

      and the rough manners of slum dwellers. Countless post cards show

      draggled hags of the stage-charwoman type exchanging 'unladylike' abuse.

      Typical repartee: 'I wish you were a statue and I was a pigeon!' A

      certain number produced since the war treat evacuation from the

      anti-evacuee angle. There are the usual jokes about tramps, beggars and

      criminals, and the comic maidservant appears fairly frequently. Also the

      comic navvy, bargee, etc.; but there are no anti-Trade-Union jokes.

      Broadly speaking, everyone with much over or much under �5 a week is

      regarded as laughable. The 'swell' is almost as automatically a figure of

      fun as the slum-dweller.

      STOCK FIGURES--Foreigners seldom or never appear. The chief locality

      joke is the Scotsman, who is almost inexhaustible. The lawyer is always a

      swindler, the clergyman always a nervous idiot who says the wrong thing.

      The 'knut' or 'masher' still appears, almost as in Edwardian days, in

      out-of-date looking evening-clothes and an opera hat, or even spats and a

      knobby cane. Another sur
    vival is the Suffragette, one of the big jokes of

      the pre-1914 period and too valuable to be relinquished. She has

      reappeared, unchanged in physical appearance, as the Feminist lecturer or

      Temperance fanatic. A feature of the last few years is the complete

      absence of anti-Jew post cards. The 'Jew joke', always somewhat more

      ill-natured than the 'Scotch joke', disappeared abruptly soon after the

      rise of Hitler.

      POLITICS--Any contemporary event, cult or activity which has comic

      possibilities (for example, 'free love', feminism, A.R.P., nudism)

      rapidly finds its way into the picture post cards, but their general

      atmosphere is extremely old-fashioned. The implied political outlook is a

      Radicalism appropriate to about the year 1900. At normal times they are

      not only not patriotic, but go in for a mild guying of patriotism, with

      jokes about 'God save the King', the Union Jack, etc. The European

      situation only began to reflect itself in them at some time in 1939, and

      first did so through the comic aspects of A.R.P. Even at this date few

      post cards mention the war except in A.R.P. jokes (fat woman stuck in the

      mouth of Anderson shelter: wardens neglecting their duty while young

      woman undresses at window she has forgotten to black out, etc., etc.) A

      few express anti-Hitler sentiments of a not very vindictive kind. One,

      not McGill's, shows Hitler with the usual hypertrophied backside, bending

      down to pick a flower. Caption; 'What would you do, chums?' This is about

      as high a flight of patriotism as any post card is likely to attain.

      Unlike the twopenny weekly papers, comic post cards are not the product

      of any great monopoly company, and evidently they are not regarded as

      having any importance in forming public opinion. There is no sign in them

      of any attempt to induce an outlook acceptable to the ruling class.

      Here one comes back to the outstanding, all-important feature of comic

      post cards--their obscenity. It is by this that everyone remembers them,

      and it is also central to their purpose, though not in a way that is

      immediately obvious.

      A recurrent, almost dominant motif in comic post cards is the woman with

      the stuck-out behind. In perhaps half of them, or more than half, even

      when the point of the joke has nothing to do with sex, the same female

      figure appears, a plump 'voluptuous' figure with the dress clinging to it

      as tightly as another skin and with breasts or buttocks grossly

      over-emphasized according to which way it is turned. There can be no

      doubt that these pictures lift the lid off a very widespread repression,

      natural enough in a country whose women when young tend to be slim to the

      point of skimpiness. But at the same time the McGill post card--and this

      applies to all other post cards in this genre--is not intended as

      pornography but, a subtler thing, as a skit on pornography. The Hottentot

      figures of the women are caricatures of the Englishman's secret ideal,

      not portraits of it. When one examines McGill's post cards more closely,

      one notices that his brand of humour only has a meaning in relation to a

      fairly strict moral code. Whereas in papers like ESQUIRE, for instance,

      or LA VIE PARISIENNE, the imaginary background of the jokes is always

      promiscuity, the utter breakdown of all standards, the background of the

      McGill post card is marriage. The four leading jokes are nakedness,

      illegitimate babies, old maids and newly married couples, none of which

      would seem funny in a really dissolute or even 'sophisticated' society.

      The post cards dealing with honeymoon couples always have the

      enthusiastic indecency of those village weddings where it is still

      considered screamingly funny to sew bells to the bridal bed. In one, for

      example, a young bridegroom is shown getting out of bed the morning after

      his wedding night. 'The first morning in our own little home, darling!'

     


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