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    Battle With the Britons!

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    II (1 + 1) = 2

      VIII (5 + 1 + 1 + 1) = 8

      CLI (100 + 50 + 1) = 151

      That seems easy

      enough! I’m off to

      collect some rocks.

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      9

      I

      II

      III

      IV

      V

      VI

      VII

      VIII

      IX

      10

      11

      12

      13

      14

      15

      20

      30

      40

      X

      XI

      XII

      XIII

      XIV

      XV

      XX

      XXX

      XL

      50

      60

      70

      80

      90

      100

      200

      L

      LX

      LXX

      LXXX

      XC

      C

      CC

      When a smaller numeral comes

      before a larger numeral, take

      away the value of the smaller

      numeral from the bigger one.

      So 4 is IV?

      Yes! And 9 is IX, and 40

      is XL, and 90 is XC.

      To summarize: Always read Roman numerals

      from left to right. If a larger numeral

      comes before a smaller or equal numeral,

      add them. But if a smaller numeral comes

      before a larger numeral, subtract the

      smaller number from the bigger one before

      moving on to the next letter in the row.

      If there

      is a next

      letter, of

      course!

      Here are

      some to help

      you along!

      FURTHER INFORMATION

      WHAT THE ROMANS BROUGHT TO BRITAIN

      ADVERTISING

      We are bombarded by advertising at

      every turn these days, and life wasn’t

      so different in Roman Britain. The

      Romans would stick up posters for

      political messages, social events, and,

      of course, sports events. No doubt

      Julius had his beautiful face drawn on

      such a poster!

      APPLES AND PEARS

      Often used by the Romans to sweeten

      recipes. Today, Brits tend to enjoy

      them in pies, crisps, and crumbles.

      BATHS

      Washing and gossiping were two of

      Rome’s favorite things, which is why

      their baths were so popular. Widely

      introduced throughout Britain, the

      bath was such a hit that they even

      named a city after it! Toilets were just

      as popular with Romans, so I think we

      got off lightly there.

      CALENDAR

      Romans loved their calendars, and our

      current Gregorian calendar is a direct

      descendant of the old Roman calendar

      and Julius Caesar’s Julian calendar.

      They gave us most of our months,

      including September (from the Latin

      septem, meaning seven), October

      (from the Latin octo, meaning eight),

      November (from the Latin novem,

      meaning nine), and December (from

      the Latin decem, meaning ten). We’ve

      added a couple of months to our

      calendar since, so those names don’t

      make much sense now!

      CARROTS

      Originally came in red, black, yellow,

      and white, as well as the familiar

      orange. Romans found them useful

      for medicine and for feeding all the

      rabbits that had recently turned up.

      (See Rabbits)

      CATS

      Brought over as mascots by the

      Roman Army, domestic cats were

      also revered as gods of liberty. This

      meant they could come and go as they

      pleased, a privilege unchanged for the

      last two thousand years.

      CEMENT

      Being great engineers, the Romans

      used copious amounts of cement

      to construct their statues and

      buildings, plenty of which survive

      today. Workers even added volcanic

      ash to the mixture, which, when

      left in water, would set as hard as

      rock. Whether Roman construction

      workers were also behind the origin of

      “plumber’s crack” is not so clear.

      CENTRAL HEATING

      Villas and baths were kept warm and

      cozy for chilly Romans by the circu-

      lation of warm air pumped up through

      holes in the floor and walls via a

      furnace tended by slaves. The warm

      air vents were also greatly appreciated

      by lazy cats.

      FLUSHING TOILETS

      Thanks to their great ingenuity and

      love of cleanliness, Romans intro-

      duced continuously flowing water to

      their latrines. Toilets were communal,

      so you could sit and merrily chat

      with your buddies as you did your

      business.

      LANGUAGE

      The Roman language, Latin, still

      permeates modern English to this day.

      Initially adopted by the aristocracy

      for official documents, people of all

      classes now use Latin phrases ad

      infinitum. (See what I did there?)

      LAW AND ORDER

      The Romans introduced the world’s

      first organized police force, run much

      like an army, throughout their empire.

      PAVED STREETS

      The Romans built the first towns in

      Britain, introducing rigid grid networks

      of paved streets running between big

      stone buildings. The Britons had never

      seen anything quite like it!

      PEAS

      Originally brought over by the

      Romans from the Middle East, peas

      are now an important staple of the

      British Sunday roast. Not so great on

      toast (believe me, I’ve tried).

      RABBITS

      Rabbits were first domesticated by

      the Romans, who bred them for their

      meat, fur, and wool. And also because

      they were cute, with adorable little

      faces. Probably.

      STINGING NETTLES

      Used by Romans for treating sore

      muscles and also for keeping legs

      warm by slapping them against the

      skin. Nowadays stinging nettle soup

      is sold in fancy supermarkets in the

      spring.

      STRAIGHT ROADS

      When the Romans got to Britain,

      muddy, twisty-turny roads were

      OUT; straight stone roads were IN —

      all ten thousand miles of them. The

      Romans made their roads straight so

      that their marching army could invade

      your rebellious village even more

      quickly. Hooray!

      TURNIPS

      Widely used by Romans as food

      for livestock during the cold winter

      months. Wow, eating turnips on a

      cold, wet day, standing in a muddy

      field: sheep and cows always knew

      how to have a good time.

      WINE

      Water was very unsafe to drink two

      thousand years ago, so Romans drank

      wine instead. W
    ine was so popular

      with the Romans that they drank

      25 million gallons (100 million liters)

      a year in the city of Rome alone!

      In Britain everyone drank cheap beer,

      but the Romans hated the stuff, so

      they stuck to their wine.

      FELIX’S AWESOME ROCK COLLECTION

      Green and sparkly

      Rock with grass

      growing out of it

      Coughed up by a duck

      Piece of the Pyramid of Giza

      Almost like bacon

      Nose fallen off a statue

      Looks like the Moon

      Lucky stone

      (My second one; lost

      the first one.)

      Looks a bit like Julius

      Found under my bed

      Street cobblestone

      Reminds me of home

      Identical stones

      Dropped from my ear

      Amber with fly inside

      Stone from Londinium river

      From the race track at

      the Circus Maximus

      Volcanic sponge

      Actually floats

      Emperor Nero’s favorite rock

      (replica)

      Fell off the Colosseum

      Smallest stone in the world

      Old stone tooth

      From Hadrian’s garden

     

     

     



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