Malarkey
Talk that is nonsensical.
Middle-Aisle
The act of getting married; walking down the middle-aisle at church.
Moll
A gangster’s girl.
Mistress Grundy
A priggish or extremely tight-laced person.
Munitions
Face powder and rouge.
Mustard Plaster
Someone who is not wanted and will not leave.
Neck
The act of kissing with passion.
Nobody Home
Describes someone who is dumb or dumbfounded.
Nertz
Used to express disgust, defiance, disapproval or despair.
Nervous Nellie
Timid or worrisome.
Off-Time Jive
To be inappropriate, impolite; to have bad manners.
On the Lam
Someone who is fleeing from the authorities.
On the Up and Up
Legitimate and above board.
Ossified
Someone who is intoxicated.
Palooka
An average or below average boxer.
Peashooter
The term for a firearm, normally of smaller calibres.
Petting
To make out or participate in foreplay.
Petting Party
A party where young couples make out.
Share of the profits or advantages generated by an activity
Pill
A person who is generally unlikable.
Poufter
An effeminate male.
Pushover
Individuals who are easily convinced or seduced.
Quiff
A term applied to sexually active females.
Real McCoy
A term applied to an item that is genuine.
Ritzy
Based on the Hotel Ritz, implies elegance.
Rock of Ages
A middle-aged woman, usually over thirty.
Sap
Someone who is easily fooled.
Sapphic
Slang for a lesbian.
Says You
A reaction of disbelief.
Shell-Shocked
The term employed during the Great War referring to Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).
Speakeasy
An illicit drinking establishment dealing in bootleg alcohol.
Spifflicated
Someone who is intoxicated.
Spiffy
Something that is elegant or opulent.
Stewbum
Someone from the dredges or an old drunken hobo.
Sure-Fire
Will not fail.
Swanky
A term similar to ritzy.
Original term for movies where actors speak.
Take for a Ride
The final drive someone will take before they are murdered.
Tap
To deprive of money or applied when one has no money.
Tarte
Slang for a prostitute.
Tits
Slang for breasts.
To a Tee
Something which is made or fits properly or to exact specifications.
Toe-to-Toe
Being in direct confrontation or opposition.
Torpedo
A hired gun or enforcer.
Tough
Too bad.
Townie
Someone from the city.
On the Up and Up
Open and honest.
Upchuck
Slang for the act of vomiting.
Wallflower
A person who stands apart from others during a dance or party.
Waterworks
Crying.
What am I, Chopped Liver?
Frustration or anger at being ignored on a social level.
ABOUT EVELYN CHARTRES
Evelyn Chartres is the nom de plume for a self-published Canadian author. The writer of four Gothic fantasy novels, Evelyn released her debut novel, The Portrait, in 2016, and her latest, The Van Helsing Resurgence, in 2019.
A fan of the phrase live to eat, Evelyn shares her recipes on evelynchartres.com. These recipes have a loose focus on French-Canadian cuisine, featuring deep-dish meat pies, seafood and desserts that are rarely seen outside of La Belle Province.
Evelyn is currently living in Ottawa, Ontario, and is busy laying the foundations for her next project.
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ALSO FROM EVELYN CHARTRES
THE PORTRAIT
“A vision from the past becomes a writer’s deadly obsession.”
The Portrait is a Gothic fantasy about Victoria Frost, an author who develops an unhealthy obsession for her character. As events unfold, her obsessions begin to turn on her and force Victoria to question her sanity. Is she simply slipping into madness, or are there other factors at play?
The Portrait features a mixture of contemporary and historical scenes brought forward as Victoria explores the world of her muse. Using both prose and art, every scene yields a new piece of the puzzle which provides insights on the origins of her character’s portrait and the model within.
Discover how a vision from the past becomes a writer’s deadly obsession.
THE GRAND
“Even things that go bump in the night need a place to unwind.”
You will find the Grand nestled atop a cliff that overlooks a cursed valley. Surrounded by foreboding mountains, this ritzy French palatial-style hotel is a place where a roaring party’s success can be measured by its body count. This hotel does not cater to the rich and famous. Instead, its staff and facilities accommodate a clientele with a more discerning palate.
The Grand is a collection of Gothic fantasy stories with an overarching storyline that incorporates supernatural themes. The Roaring Twenties serves as a rich historical, linguistic, and cultural backdrop.
Centred on the Grand’s victims, each story brings a different perspective to the hotel, the staff and their esteemed guests. At the Grand, it is always best to remember: even things that go bump in the night need a place to unwind.
THE VAN HELSING PARADOX
“A gal has to look out for herself after all.”
Clara Grey’s parents once said that the world was a dark and dangerous place. There was more truth than fiction to those words. There were things that lurked in the shadows which defied the laws of nature: perversions that fed on the dead, terrorised the living, or escaped the chill touch of the grave.
Clara is a member of the Tower, a religious order of hunters who work outside the confines of the Church. As keepers of the arcane, her order takes an active role to counter these threats. The life of a hunter can be short, and many disappear before their training is complete. So, what does it take to succeed against all odds?
Explore Clara’s origin, a child born before the dawn of the twentieth century. Witness her rigorous training, how she faces adversity, and fights in the Great War to become the derringer wielding flapper she is.
Throughout her tale, keep in mind that no matter the threat, a gal has to look out for herself after all.
LICENCE
The Van Helsing Resurgence is a work of fiction. All characters, organisations and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblances to reality are purely coincidental.
All images and text herein are copyrighted:
The Van Helsing Resurgence
Copyright © 2019 by
Evelyn Chartres (Nom de plume)
theportraitofawoman@gmail.com
All rights reserved.
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