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    Dead as a Door Knocker

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      I gasped. “No, boy! No!” As I reached out to grab my cat, an unmistakable and terrifying sound met my ears.

      Creak.

      Someone was coming up the stairs behind me.…

      OTHER ST. MARTIN’S PAPERBACKS TITLES BY DIANE KELLY

      THE PAW ENFORCEMENT NOVELS

      Paw Enforcement

      Paw and Order

      Upholding the Paw

      (AN E-ORIGINAL NOVELLA)

      Laying Down the Paw

      Against the Paw

      Above the Paw

      Enforcing the Paw

      The Long Paw of the Law

      THE TARA HOLLOWAY NOVELS

      Death, Taxes, and a French Manicure

      Death, Taxes, and a Skinny No-Whip Latte

      Death, Taxes, and Extra-Hold Hairspray

      Death, Taxes, and a Sequined Clutch

      (AN E-ORIGINAL NOVELLA)

      Death, Taxes, and Peach Sangria

      Death, Taxes, and Hot-Pink Leg Warmers

      Death, Taxes, and Green Tea Ice Cream

      Death, Taxes, and Mistletoe Mayhem

      (AN E-ORIGINAL NOVELLA)

      Death, Taxes, and Silver Spurs

      Death, Taxes, and Cheap Sunglasses

      Death, Taxes, and a Chocolate Cannoli

      Death, Taxes, and a Satin Garter

      Death, Taxes, and Sweet Potato Fries

      Death, Taxes, and Pecan Pie

      (AN E-ORIGINAL NOVELLA)

      Death, Taxes, and a Shotgun Wedding

      Praise for Diane Kelly’s Paw Enforcement series

      “Funny and acerbic, the perfect read for lovers of Janet Evanovich.”

      —Librarian and Reviewer

      “Humor, romance, and surprising LOL moments. What more can you ask for?”

      —Romance and Beyond

      “Fabulously fun and funny!”

      —Book Babe

      “An engaging read that I could not put down. I look forward to the next adventure of Megan and Brigit!”

      —SOS Aloha on Paw Enforcement

      “Sparkling with surprises. Just like a tequila sunrise. You never know which way is up or out!”

      —Romance Junkies on Paw and Order

      “A completely satisfying and delightful read. By being neither too ‘cute’ with its police dog lead, nor too dark with its serious topic, the author delivers a mystery that is a masterful blend of police detective and cozy fiction.”

      —Kings River Life on Enforcing the Paw

      “Oh, how I love this series! Officer Megan Luz has an LOL dry humor and wit rivaling that of Kinsey Millhone. Her K-9 partner, Officer Brigit, is smarter and more protective than any three men on the force put together. Add some of the more bizarre cases in the whole Fort Worth Police Department, and handsome firefighter Seth and his bomb-sniffing dog, Blast, and the reader is treated with a deliciously intense novel.”

      —Open Book Society on Enforcing the Paw

      “Four Paws Up! This is a fabulous series that is sure to win the hearts of mystery fans and dog lovers alike!”

      —Books and Trouble

      ABOUT THE AUTHOR

      Diane Kelly is a former state assistant attorney and a graduate of the Mansfield, Texas Citizens Police Academy. She is the author of the Paw Enforcement series and the IRS Special Agent Tara Holloway series. Visit www.dianekelly.com to learn more. Or sign up for email updates here.

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      CONTENTS

      Title Page

      Copyright Notice

      Dedication

      Acknowledgments

      Chapter 1: Deadbeats

      Chapter 2: Sunbathing

      Chapter 3: Threats and Opportunities

      Chapter 4: Calling in Favors

      Chapter 5: Quitting Time

      Chapter 6: Deal or No Deal?

      Chapter 7: Face Your Demons

      Chapter 8: Dirty Deeds

      Chapter 9: Fraidy-Cat

      Chapter 10: Hot Property

      Chapter 11: Cry of the Demons

      Chapter 12: Smoke Signals

      Chapter 13: Better the Devil You Know

      Chapter 14: A Flicker of Recognition

      Chapter 15: That Just Burns Me Up

      Chapter 16: Checks and Balances

      Chapter 17: Attitude Adjustment

      Chapter 18: Tossed and Turned

      Chapter 19: Look What the Cat Dug Up

      Chapter 20: Outdoor Playtime is Over

      Chapter 21: Crime Scene

      Chapter 22: Sprung from the Klink

      Chapter 23: Questions and Answers

      Chapter 24: Naptime

      Chapter 25: Fixin’ to Fix Things Up

      Chapter 26: Prime Suspect

      Chapter 27: I Spy

      Chapter 28: Mommy and Me

      Chapter 29: Many Hands Make Light Work

      Chapter 30: A Kept Cat

      Chapter 31: Invoices and Inquiries

      Chapter 32: Kitty Kisses

      Chapter 33: Money Talks

      Chapter 34: Lead Me On

      Chapter 35: Confrontation

      Chapter 36: Ready to Rumble

      Chapter 37: Kitchen Klatch

      Chapter 38: Mistreated

      Chapter 39: Money Talks, Dead People Don’t

      Chapter 40: Coming In, Coming Out

      Chapter 41: Vac Attack

      Chapter 42: The End of the Demon

      Chapter 43: Framed for Murder

      Chapter 44: Catnipped

      Chapter 45: The Truth Can’t Be Concealed

      Chapter 46: Happy Days

      Chapter 47: Home Sweet Home

      Excerpt: Dead in the Doorway

      Other St. Martin’s Paperbacks Titles by Diane Kelly

      Praise for Diane Kelly’s Paw Enforcement series

      About the Author

      Copyright

      This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

      DEAD AS A DOOR KNOCKER

      Copyright © 2019 by Diane Kelly.

      Excerpt from Dead in the Doorway copyright © 2019 by Diane Kelly.

      All rights reserved.

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      St. Martin’s Paperbacks edition / February 2019

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