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    The Haitian Trilogy: Plays

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      Wait, let me get on them trousers. Wait, wait.

      (They scramble into hiding. Enter YETTE, CALICO, POMPEY.)

      YETTE

      Mano! Is Yette, I bring you more recruits. We got a Chinese cook, an East Indian tactician; now we have a preacher and a ruined planter. Attention, recruits. In about five minutes, if the Maroon commander like you, you might promote to the rank of generals, for that’s the way things devise here, equal powers. (MANO and the others emerge.) Your commander, Emmanuel Mano, sometimes known as Cudjoe, sometimes John Orr, sometimes Fédon, and various multicoloured aliases. They call he Calico; all he have left in his name is an antique Spanish coin that ain’t worth much. And you there, put down the breadfruit and salute.

      MANO

      Your first military action, pardner, is to dedicate this fruit to today’s supplies. Hand it over to General Yu.

      YU

      Just in time, General, nice fruit just good for pot.

      MANO

      What’s your Christian name, and what make you fight for the cause of emancipation and constitutional progress?

      POMPEY

      You never heard of me?

      RAM

      You is a soldier?

      POMPEY

      I is a calypsoldier. I bugles, I incites violence, I tread the burning zones of Arabia. I was a meek and mild nigger, a pacific man, but now …

      MANO

      All right, all right, and you, Mr. Calico, hand over the coin to the auditor, General Ram. Yette, you see anything, gal?

      CALICO

      General, this is an ancestral heirloom, my great-grandfather found it and died with it as Jeremy Ford when he searched for Guiana with Sir Walter Raleigh.

      MANO (Shouting impatiently.)

      Well, ain’t it an Indian you giving it to, and ain’t it an Indian them did want it from? Boy, pass the subscription before I chop off your brains.

      YU

      Food cook will please sit and serve. I will stand watch.

      POMPEY

      Inform me of my duties and watch me charge the foe.

      MANO

      You ent too mind if we eat a little food first. Now you, what you want?

      (They sit to eat. YU passes plates of food around.)

      CALICO

      General, the bottom fell out of the sugar market, but more than that economic fact, I was pursuing your career with interest. I hear how you have developed an army of free men. You could shoot me if you need to, but since the hand of ruin withered my crops, poverty has taught me compassion.

      MANO

      Friend Calico, nobody hate nobody here. I know what concern you have for the land, and you may have a proprietary right, for all I know, as you was here first …

      CALICO

      Yes, but I didn’t care sufficient about those who worked it.

      MANO

      I say it don’t matter, sometimes the times so bad a man don’t have time to think properly. Now, ladle out a soup for yourself.

      CALICO

      I don’t like Chinese food.

      MANO

      Well, that’s all we have here, so you best swallow your pride.

      YU (Rushing at CALICO.)

      You don’t like Chinese food? A smashed head brings wisdom.

      MANO

      Don’t attack the man, General Yu, he don’t mean no wrong. Pompey, how about you?

      POMPEY (Waving his musket.)

      War! To war! They holding us in the chains of bondage, and I doesn’t eat dead flesh with mortal man. Oh God, they beat poor Pompey with the rod of correction, and they cast me and my people in a dungeon with the lizard and the involved serpent.

      YETTE

      Hear he. Good robber talk, Pomps.

      MANO

      What’s the news in the country now, girl?

      YETTE (Eating.)

      They hanged George William Gordon from the yardarm is what I gather, and the riots in Morant Bay bursting out like sandbox pods from the tree of Liberty …

      POMPEY

      Liberty, that’s a stupid phrase, that’s an abused phrase. I drowned my grandmother in a spoonful of water, I is the tawny lion of Assyria, and the rod of God is the rod of violence. I defies police and parliament, I shoe the foot of the devil so he can tread the burning marl of hell. Oh, God is a white man that crack me crown, destroy the enemy.

      (Rushes at CALICO. RAM and YETTE hold him back.)

      RAM

      Pompey, pal, eat your eat and don’t worry.

      POMPEY

      Ain’t this is the man who profit from my flesh and get fat on my ignorance, ain’t this is the man who fatten the land and exhaust it? O God in heaven, let me bury my cracked head in the grave, for I can’t stand the din of the history of unrighteousness no more.

      CALICO

      All I had was a coin and I gave it to Ram.

      RAM

      Pompey, history not a judge, not a prophet, not a priest, and not a executioner. This man never hurt, and he ain’t no more responsible for the past to his father than for the future to his son. Don’t grudge, don’t remember, eat.

      CALICO (Aside to YETTE)

      What is your relationship with this general, if I may ask?

      YETTE

      I’m a woman friend. I don’t have no prejudice.

      POMPEY

      Prejudice! The cry of the damned fiend in the whirlwind of reason …

      (Again he charges CALICO and is again intercepted.)

      MANO

      Oh God, but is hard sometimes to love one another; if he get on like a beast, bind him hand and foot. I can’t have no ruction in this place. He getting on like some mad Haitian rebel. Wait, I hear the bugles of the first battalion.

      (They tie POMPEY’s hands and gag him.)

      RAM (Searching.)

      The hour of battle is at hand. Where the map? Where the map I draw out with the battle tatix?

      YU

      Do not touch the calaloo pot.

      RAM

      You damn stupid Chinaman, look how you tear up me map. What you know about war?

      YU

      Is better always to make soup than war.

      RAM

      This the map I spent all last night designing.

      YU

      Short of paper. Map was entirely without tactical value. Hence used to start fire.

      MANO

      Yette, bring the military list. Loose Pompey, and make him stop whining there as a mongrel dog. Boy, whether you like it or not, we uniting against this oncoming British platoon. Take away the tureen, General Yu.

      YETTE

      General Yu, where the military list? It was in your coat there last night.

      MANO

      Oh God, when West Indians going learn discipline, much less the art of war?

      POMPEY (Singing.)

      The drums and colours come, and the canes marching to war.

      YETTE

      Here the list, General Mano.

      MANO

      Ram, run up to the rock and signal for me.

      RAM

      Right.

      (He runs off.)

      POMPEY (Singing.)

      The drums and colours come to defeat us as before …

      MANO

      All right, we going into council. General Yu, you keep watch ahead;

      Ram signal the rebels across the ravine that we ready.

      (Reads.)

      One pair washikongs, two pairs shirts, one underwear, two parts scallion, one part fried rice … Give me patience; Christ, this is the laundry list …

      POMPEY (Singing and marching.)

      The conqueror that leads us into war,

      Oh, the conqueror that leads us into war.

      MANO

      It have the Royal Welsh Fusiliers, and the Black Watch … Hey, Ram, what is this Black Watch, coloured boys?

      CALICO

      It’s a regimental description …

      MANO

      Now General Yu report! Hurry up, hurry up! Don’t bother bow.

      YU (Bowing profusely.)

      As special cook for British re
    giments from Newcastle to the northern plain, have fixed company meals thus. Placing many haphazard ingredients into Chinese special Friday-night menu, into vast cauldron of polluted soup, last night whole company complain of interior disorder, but during supper several green British soldiers demand more, kicking this person in the shin …

      POMPEY

      Oh God, they coming for Pompey, hide me, hide me …

      YETTE

      Take it easy, boy!

      RAM (From above.)

      I can see the sunlight winking on their muskets and the sergeant have a broad and blond mustache …

      POMPEY

      Oh God, the sergeant, the sergeant.

      YU

      This same platoon should be considerably weakened by dysentery, yet compelled to march. I remember the advice of General Ram, that an army travel on its stomach.

      MANO

      Yette, you going be in the vanguard and conduct this interesting flank movement. When the regiment passing between this gully of the dried riverbed, sick and helpless and ready to die … then you suddenly appearing like a mirage of woman and water onto the parched plain, without musket, singing a local song, and then display a vulnerable flank. Show me the artillery.

      YETTE (Showing a leg.)

      So?

      YU

      Naturally, men sick and tired will stop and whistle. Sex being a great republic …

      YETTE

      Mano is British not French soldiers, you think they going look?

      Them fellers well trained in discipline.

      MANO

      They bound to look.

      YU

      We lashing into them.

      MANO

      Then Ram, at some point, you getting up slowly and making off-break remarks about the regimental British cricket team, then I giving the other band a signal, and we lashing into them with stone, ladle, iron. This one musket I giving to Pompey so he can shoot the sergeant.

      POMPEY (Grabbing a musket.)

      The sergeant, the sergeant!

      RAM (Waving frantically above.)

      Boys, boys, clear the road, clear the road, they coming…!

      POMPEY

      Oh God, revengement is mine. Come, Brother Calico!

      (POMPEY and CALICO exit.)

      MANO (To YETTE)

      But let me tell you, woman. You best not act this part too good or is blows in your skin, and your regimental colours going be black and blue …

      YETTE

      Don’t mind that, scatter, scatter!

      (She sits singing as the regiment comes on.)

      Fan me, soldier man, fan me.

      Fan me, soldier man, fan me.

      Fan me, soldier man, fan me, oh

      Gal, your character gone.

      SOLDIER (Shouts.)

      I’ll see you later, sausage!

      (The CAPTAIN blows a whistle; all halt.)

      CAPTAIN

      Halt! stop that drumming.

      Sergeant, find out who shouted to that woman,

      I’m sick of this indiscipline.

      SERGEANT (Moving among SOLDIERS.)

      The young captain is very thirsty, mates, and he would like me to know which of you poor suffering buggers, sweating on the march all day and fighting in a rebellion which you really have no faith in, cried out, I’ll see you later, sausage, or various innocent words to that effect, thereby slandering this lady’s physique. Purdy? Williams? Fairweather? Matheison? No answer, Captain, they never even seen her before.

      CAPTAIN

      You there! strumpet! Ease there on your muskets.

      YETTE

      Is it me, my blue-eyed captain?

      CAPTAIN

      Is there a river near here?

      YETTE (Singing.)

      Oh, down by the river, he gave me his word,

      I’ll be back tomorrow is all I heard.

      Oh, now he’s gone, and he rots in the sun …

      There’s river through the canes to your right, Captain Blue-eyes.

      POMPEY

      You see how she flirting? (He rises.) Surrender in the name of General Mano, defender of freedom, or is stones in your skin.

      CAPTAIN

      Shoot that fellow, Sergeant, he’s a runaway slave.

      POMPEY

      You can’t shoot me.

      CAPTAIN

      Present your musket.

      POMPEY

      I ain’t have no damn rifle.

      CAPTAIN

      Prime locks.

      POMPEY

      All you best surrender.

      CAPTAIN

      Fire!

      (They wound POMPEY.)

      Come on, men, after them.

      (MANO’s army battles with the SOLDIERS.)

      YETTE (Singing above the chaos.)

      Oh, the soldier he leads a terrible life,

      The soldier he leads such a terrible life,

      He fights for man’s folly, confused by each cause,

      And the captain prohibits his preference for …

      (The SOLDIERS are beaten off.)

      RAM

      They killed the boys this time. General, we can’t keep fighting them like this, it ain’t make sense. Look how they kill Pompey.

      YETTE (Moving in the field.)

      He fights for man’s freedom, confused by a cause.

      And the captain prohibits …

      Oh, they killed my blue-eyed captain.

      MANO

      How you feeling, Pomps?

      POMPEY

      I feel cold in the heart, General.

      I think the chief calling Pompey. He shoot me in a bad place, that feller.

      MANO

      Yette, get the man some water. I think Pompey grievous hurt.

      POMPEY

      Nigh unto death, as it say in the Book. Nigh unto death. How is so dark and so cold? Ain’t it noontime?

      MANO

      Cheer up, Pomps, we has great things to do yet in the name of freedom.

      POMPEY

      I dead tired, Mano. I can’t fight no more. We lose, is no use fighting.

      Freedom will never come.

      MANO

      Look your friend Calico, Corporal.

      POMPEY

      I ain’t no corporal, Mano, a feller give me this uniform. You think we going win, Mano?

      MANO

      We was born free in the sight of the Lord, and the Lord won’t close his eye because the sun sink. One day, praise God, the freedom we was born with bound to come. See, your friend Calico here …

      POMPEY

      Calico, it have white fellers what dead down there. But they was soldiers. I spoil everything. I ruined the attack because I am a fool since I born.

      CALICO

      Everybody makes mistakes.

      POMPEY

      We all the same in the dark. We all in the same descending darkness. I ain’t know what to tell you, Calico.

      YETTE

      Pompey. Drink some water.

      (A trumpet blows retreat.)

      POMPEY

      That’s a nice-sounding bugle. But is dark, eh? Where Ram?

      MANO

      Ram.

      RAM

      I here with you, Pomps.

      POMPEY

      Hello dere, you old coolie. You crying or what?

      RAM

      Bear up, Pomps; don’t give up yet.

      POMPEY

      It ain’t water I want, Yette. I want all you boys stick together, you hear? All you stick together and don’t hate nobody for what they is or what they do. This is all we land, all we country, and let we live in peace. I want all you hold hands there near me, and live like brothers. Calico, don’t ’buse coolie, and coolie don’t ’buse Mano, and, Mano, give the boys a break sometimes, because this is confusion time.

      (He dies. Trumpet.)

      RAM

      They sending back a burial detail. We best get out.

      YETTE

      Where will they bury my blue-eyed captain, I wonder.

      (More shots.)

      MANO

      If you don’t haul you tail out of here, they’l
    l bury you alongside your blue-eyed captain. Come on, Ram, we’ll come back for Pompey.

      (All exit running, except YETTE.)

      YETTE

      I could open a store with the pickings of dead soldiers’ pockets. (She picks up a badge.) It’s only a bloody badge for valour, no use to a woman.

      (Enter SERGEANT with PATROL.)

      SERGEANT

      Burial detail, halt! You still here?

      YETTE

      Woman’s work is never done, Sergeant. We clean up.

      SERGEANT

      You know we should have shot you right away, when you begun it,

      Hiking up your flank and perturbing the regiment.

      What yer waiting for, get on and bury them all

      Or heap them in the cart!

      (The SOLDIERS gather the dead.)

      YETTE

      His eye is on the sparrow, Sergeant, it wasn’t me.

      It was your imagination that started the battle.

      SERGEANT

      Robbing the dead, what a ghoulish occupation.

      YETTE

      And there goes the lovely drummer boy.

      SERGEANT

      You women cause all the trouble.

      (YETTE laughs.)

      What are you doing in such a rum game, girl?

      You’re not with them, are you? I mean those fellows.

      Seems a girl like you could live in a great mansion.

      YETTE

      I had that once, Sergeant, but it didn’t come to much.

      You know, you find what’s honest and you live by that.

      Are you happy in your trade yourself, then?

      SERGEANT

      I never thought much about it till you asked me.

      Seen many dead in many parts of all the empire, but

      As you were singing, the soldier’s life is hard.

      Are you with that fellow, what’s his name?

      YETTE

      Emmanuel Mano.

      I’m with nobody, Sergeant. Man is a beast. Move your foot.

     


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