Zoe looked at Armitage, then Tina, then her dad, who was clapping like a mad man.
She couldn’t help but smile.
Previously by David Walliams:
The Boy in the Dress
Mr Stink
Billionaire Boy
Gangsta Granny
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1 The technical name for this is a ‘spisp’.
2 It would have had to be quite a big lolly stick.
3 A booby is a type of seabird closely related to the gannet. In case you thought I had made it up for a cheap laugh. As if I would do that!
4 My new cookbook, 101 Ways to Make a Bread Sandwich, is out next year.
5 This may have been a teeny bit too complicated to achieve.
6 Other than straightening teeth, of course. (I have to write that, as otherwise any orthodontists reading might make a complaint, even though they are all nothing more than blood-thirsty torturers.)