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    The Best American Erotic Poems

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      Videotaping shall begin as soon as my search begins. I shall first state the date and time, clearly, and the camera operator shall then enter this information electronically onto the videotape.

      The camera operator during your strip search shall be of the same sex you are, unless you request otherwise. This option may not be possible in some areas.

      During this search, assuming compliancy, a privacy barrier (e.g., curtain, wall, sheet, screen, door, cardboard, beach towel, piece of wood, office cubicle divider or any other similar barrier preventing visual inspection of the private parts) shall be placed between you and the camera operator. If compliancy is not assured and/or there is the threat of your physical resistance, camera operators are instructed to videotape both you and the officer conducting the search simultaneously to protect against allegations of improper physical interactions, in which case all or partial nudity may be captured on videotape.

      The purpose of this search will be stated just before it is to begin. There is some evidence that needs to be obtained. While conducting the search of your body, I shall, when possible, wear gloves. If it is not possible to wear gloves, I shall wash my hands thoroughly before returning to work. Then I shall wash them again.

      You will be asked to hand over any hazardous materials before the search begins. Failure to do so could result in hazardous conditions for you and for me.

      You will shake your hair vigorously. You will lean forward slightly against a stable countertop or the hood of an official vehicle. I will stand slightly to one side of your body. I will begin to search your hair and your head. I will run my fingers through your hair. If you prefer to run your own fingers through your hair, that’s okay too, and I will watch this.

      Next, I will inspect your nasal, ear and mouth cavities, including the crevice behind your ear. You will lift your hair up off your neck. If you have any false teeth, you will need to remove them now.

      You will stand with your arms extended, fingers spread. I will unfold your collar, cuffs, sleeves and any other creases found in your clothing. I will squeeze your collar. I will run my hands over your shoulder and down the length of your arms, down to your hands, then back up and into your armpits. I will unbutton your shirt and pay special attention to your armpits, the small of your back, your chest.

      You will be taken to a more private area, where you will be asked to remove your bra and lean forward. I will take hold of the center of your bra and shake it. I will instruct you to lift your breasts so that I may inspect under them.

      I will descend to your waistband. I will run my hands over it and squeeze it. I will unbuckle you, unbutton you. I will run my hands along your waist and proceed then to the buttocks and legs. Your legs will be slightly apart. I will unzip your pants or skirt. I will be using both hands at this juncture. I will be paying special attention to the seams. As I check each leg, I will check the crotch area. I will run my hand well up into the groin.

      I will instruct you to squat down and cough. This will permit me a visual check of your darker areas.

      Where possible, I will use tongs or forceps to assist me in difficult-to-reach areas.

      Then I will switch to the other side of your body, conditions permitting, and repeat the procedure from step one, methodically and with great care, this time more familiar with the curvature of your body, the nature of its hiding places.

      I will proceed as quickly as I’m comfortable, and with sensitivity to the subtle responses I provoke in you. What items I find during the search will be placed in my plastic evidence bag.

      We shall begin the search now. The time is midnight.

      (2003)

      SARAH MANGUSO (BORN 1974)

      Reverence

      Love not the rider but the old rider,

      The ghost in the saddle: Obey that ghost.

      A good horse runs even at the shadow of the whip.

      But we are not good horses.

      We bolt. We stand still in bad weather.

      We rely on things we know are unreliable,

      It feels so good just to rely.

      We are relied on.

      But I don’t know who knows that bad secret.

      I don’t see who sits astride my back,

      Who cuts my flank so lovingly on our way to the dark mountain.

      (2006)

      RAVI SHANKAR (BORN 1975)

      Lucia

      My hair, voluminous from sleeping in

      six different positions, redolent with your scent,

      helps me recall that last night was indeed real,

      that it’s possible for a bedspread to spawn

      a watershed in the membrane that keeps us

      shut in our own skins, mute without pleasure,

      that I didn’t just dream you into being.

      You fit like a fig in the thick of my tongue,

      give my hands their one true purpose,

      find in my shoulder a groove for your head.

      In a clinch, you’re clenched and I’m pinched,

      we’re spooned, forked, wrenched, lynched

      in a chestnut by a mob of our own making,

      only to be resurrected to stage several revivals

      that arise from slightest touch to thwart

      deep sleep with necessities I never knew

      I knew until meeting you a few days

      or many distant, voluptuous lifetimes ago.

      (2005)

      LAURA CRONK (BORN 1977)

      From the Other

      What is small is smaller, suddenly.

      Her shoulder, small, with my hand on it,

      her ferociousness is something I can grip.

      I am so hungry for anything. Blind.

      With her breast on my chest, my blindness

      finds its course, surging. She is what I am surging

      towards, through, pushing in makes her beauty

      fragment, disperse, hover.

      Pushing freely now. The resistance

      her body makes, it is the resistance

      air makes for a wounded flyer.

      Won’t she take me in farther?

      (2005)

      DANIELLE PAFUNDA (BORN 1977)

      Courtesy

      I took a bite from the wormy part for the cur in my stomach.

      My plastic, my porcelain stomach. My lover, he wore a buzzer

      in the palm of his heart. A hot rod. My lover was a dry heave.

      I pinned my hair for him, with a bat bone. I pinned the page

      to the wall of the discount drugstore. An advertisement for tricks.

      They put the broads on a broad street and the clinicians above

      the drugstore. The deference to the white coat and round eye

      of the stethoscope. The chill in my lover’s fingers was a false

      negative. A falsie. I took a pint for the first five days and

      a pint-point-five for the rest.

      I slit my skirt. I slit the turf around my garden bed. I lay it

      with torn news and vegetable scraps. I lit my tongue in the slit

      of an envelope. A reverse. A recipe inside. My lover wore

      chef’s gloves, for fighting the eager meat. For the quick

      he cut me.

      (2004)

      MICHAEL QUATTRONE (BORN 1977)

      February

      Imagine, if you must, another man;

      he’ll imagine me. I’ll touch you

      with his foreign hands; you’ll feel he

      is sweeter, softer. I’ll feel strange

      inside you as a stranger; you will feel

      better with another for your lover.

      I’ll imagine you, your usual mouth;

      your tongue will be unusual between

      his different lips. I’ll feel your kiss

      as an offense; he’ll punish your

      perversity, but I will come

      to your defense. Then you will come

      to his: that criminal whose fingerprints,

      blushing on your breast, resemble mine.

      (2006)


      MAGGIE WELLS (BORN 1977)

      Sonnet from the Groin

      Crazed with spring all I want to do is fuck, free

      these thighs their denim prison, let the rich

      scent floating around my neck take a look see

      into the under things of a man. (Which

      man is a trivial spec.) Oh! To be flying

      above a mattress, screaming not with hate

      but with throaty mating only trying

      for the peak and pinnacle of frolic. Fate

      and I have made a bargain: to compel

      the most virile to lay me down, discipline

      the demon out of my body. Possible

      friction, find me I’m not hiding, will become

      an electric pink rubber band on command. Womb

      you have nothing to do with this! Time to bloom.

      (2007)

      NOAH MICHELSON (BORN 1978)

      Valentine

      I love the word fuck, how he grazes

      my teeth, scrapes, stabs at my tongue

      like a fork, first kiss, valentine red

      hatchet, how desperately he wants

      out, wishbone lodged in my throat,

      werewolf loose in the suburbs, goes

      wherever, cold gallon of milk glugging

      across the Formica countertop, warm

      scissors wandering through sheet metal

      or sequined curtains of striated muscle,

      is easy to use, aim and fire, operates

      without AA batteries or ever suddenly

      going soft, how the other words

      in the locker room hate him, lone

      paddleboat gliding amongst a pack

      of unforgivably smug canoes,

      icicle pitted against a tray of ice cubes,

      cheerfully recruited, frogman overboard

      out of my mouth into its next mission,

      surefire blades of a ceiling fan spinning

      in your swaggering den of blue-sleeved

      parakeets.

      (2007)

      HEATHER CHRISTLE (BORN 1980)

      Letter to My Love

      Dear lord, you are no backbreaking orchid.

      You will give that man your last dollar.

      When I meet you, lord, I curtsy, chop and mitigate

      the customs, and you, my muff-diving butternut

      go whooping through the corridor like it’s the last

      day of summer and you’re Mr. Moneybags

      reminding us all to tread sloppy water.

      Lord, I saw the kettles gather in the stonefields.

      I saw the meniscus fall asleep.

      When the masons shook their glory

      from their bright and feathered hairdos

      I turned away, lord, turned to see you

      gallop down the highway. Where were you

      headed? Even now, a light-year

      from that beating, I want to know.

      (2005)

      RACHEL SHUKERT (BORN 1980)

      Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, the Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent.

      In lands where the waters are clear

      And the forests virginal, where the heavens

      Are full only of birds and stars—

      Before writing a poem about it, I find it helpful to masturbate.

      I believe this is also true of camping,

      For there is no privacy once you pitch the tent.

      Indeed, I had pitched a bonny tent

      And my next task soon was clear;

      Hastily I had gone off camping

      And beard of Zeus! My sainted heavens!

      I had completely forgotten to masturbate!

      So thus I lay, and, twitching ’neath the stars,

      I saw, beneath my eyelids, a host of stars

      Of pornographic nature—But ho! A rustling in my tent!

      Oh go away! Can’t you see I’m trying to masturbate!

      And in the corner, ’twas all too clear

      As I raised my fist to curse the heavens—

      A gnome stood setting up his gear for camping.

      “Sorry to disturb you while you’re… camping, ”

      Said he dryly, his gray eyes twinkling stars.

      “It seems I am drawn here by the heavens

      Here to make my home inside this tent,

      For to the nose of a gnome there is nothing more clear

      Than the scent of a woman as she masturbates.”

      He dropped his tiny drawers to masturbate

      And, as he did, I forgot all about camping.

      Confused I was, but in sooth, one thing was clear—

      This gnome’s cock could threaten all the stars

      Of my earlier fantasy; and what good’s a tent

      If not to screw a gnome preordained by the heavens?

      And so smiled the heavens!

      And no longer had I need to masturbate!

      And so his red-coned hat tore through my tent!

      And so blew up his pouch of things for camping!

      For small Gnostic/Gnomic/Paracelsian lovers come to us like stars

      And we must take away our fingers to make their entry clear.

      No longer can I masturbate unless I think of camping—

      What cursed stars, what blasphemous heavens

      On a clear night sent a priapic gnome into my tent.

      (2004)

      CONTRIBUTORS’ NOTES

      Contributors were asked to name their favorite work of erotic writing—any genre, any language—and to comment briefly on the choice. Assisted by Jill Baron, David Lehman wrote the notes for the deceased contributors.

      Kim Addonizio was born in Washington, D.C., in 1954. Her most recent book of poems is What Is This Thing Called Love (W. W. Norton, 2004).

      “I haven’t read much erotica, but I’d have to say that The Story of O made quite an impression. I think the reasons I like it had best remain private. Also, the writing is very vivid.”

      Ai was born in Albany, Texas, in 1947. Her most recent book is Dread (W. W. Norton, 2003).

      “I don’t really read erotic literature as such. However, I very much enjoyed Eye of the Beholder by Marc Behm, which is described in a New York Times review as a ‘private eye crime novel and psychological suspense story.’ The eroticism came from the main character’s obsession with a woman he was watching and how he came actually to identify with her in the end. I found it appealing that someone could abandon all sense of self in the service of someone else. It seemed both mad and inspired and, I believe, reminded me of the artistic impulse.”

      Conrad Aiken (1889–1973). When the Savannah-born Aiken was eleven, he discovered the bodies of his parents: His physician father had killed the boy’s mother and then himself. At Harvard, Aiken made a lifelong friend in T. S. Eliot, whom he nicknamed “tse-tse,” and in 1924 he edited Emily Dickinson’s Selected Poems, which did much to establish her reputation. Exemplifying Aiken’s strengths, “Sea Holly” takes its place in a tradition of landscape poems in which the natural world in its motions and gyrations seems to correspond to the human body. The “meeting of rock with rock,/The mating of rock and rock” is charged with erotic force not (or not just) because “rock” stands metaphorically for “breast” and the shape of a woman emerges from the side of the cliff, “virgin as rock,” but because the waves break on the sand and the wind sprays the air with a fury and in a rhythm suggestive of carnal love.

      Sandra Alcosser was born in Washington, D.C., in 1944. Her most recent book is The Blue Vein, 2006 ( livre d’artiste, Brighton Press).

      “Absolutely unmixed attention is prayer, wrote Simone Weil. Eros is absolutely unmixed attention: Loren Eisley’s white wings moving inside a Manhattan evening; Colette’s mother’s house; Carl Philips’s Cortege ; Henri Cole’s elephant in Middle Earth ; Severo Sarduy’s Written on the Body ; Michael Ondaatje’s dog paw. Jean Rhys: ‘The earth was like a magnet which pulled me and sometimes I came near it, this identification or annihilation that I longed for.’ Paul Shepherd: ‘hairlessness developed with
    the increased sensuousness of human body surface.’ George Seferis: ‘The sea, the mountains that dance motionless; I found them the same in these rippled chitons: water turned into marble around the chests and the sides of headless fragments. I know my whole life won’t be long enough to express what I have been trying to say for so many days now: this union of nature with a simple human body, this worthless thing.’”

      Elizabeth Alexander was born in New York City in 1962. Her most recent book of poems is American Sublime (Graywolf, 2005).

      “When I was the age of the speaker in the poem, the most important erotic writing to me was certainly Pablo Neruda’s Veinte Poemas de Amor y una Canción Desesperada, with ‘Every Day You Play with the Light of the Universe’ being the anthem of a dreamed-of erotic life. I was also very taken with 1970s feminist novels starring sexually emancipated heroines: Rita Mae Brown’s Rubyfruit Jungle, Erica Jong’s Fear of Flying, Marilyn French’s The Women’s Room, and a bit later, Audre Lorde’s ‘biomythography,’ Zami.”

      A. R. Ammons (1926–2001). Born in North Carolina, Archie Randolph Ammons taught for many years at Cornell University. A maverick talent, grandly ambitious yet capable of whimsy, he understood modern science and brought it to bear in chronicling his encounters with the natural world. Though committed to the particular, Ammons in a philosophical mood can speak about abstractions as though they were living organisms observing rituals of unity and linkage. “The sexual basis of all things rare is really apparent” is the first line of his book-length poem Sphere. “Their Sex Life” is a model of elegance, symmetry, economy, and wit; the word failure can refer to a person or an event, and the placement of top invites us to interpret the two lines as corresponding to a pair of human bodies.

     


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