*That is, except for secrets like an elephant is about to secretly fall on your head. That wouldn’t be cool.
* You should really pay more attention when you read.
* What does cake have to do with anything? Why is everybody always talking about cake?
* It’s okay to say “but,” but we’re not supposed to say “butt.” Nobody knows why.
*That was weird. Why would anybody bring pins to school?
*Don’t turn the page! Don’t do it! Oh no, you’re turning the page!
*It’s fine to say “duty,” but we’re not supposed to say “doody.” Nobody knows why.
*Pretty exciting, huh? But wait until you read the next chapter!
*There sure are a lot of violins in this book.
**Don’t try this at home, kids! You’ll break your instrument.