Anton's Video Diary 3
November
"Alright, I am back again to provide proof of my successful time travel experiments. In the past three weeks or so, I have continued to move beyond the mere transportation of inanimate objects. I respect that I do not have actual recorded proof of my successes, but today, I will record a successful transportation event and change the future . . . of humankind . . . for . . . for the benefit of all, uh, for . . . ever and . . . ever, uh . . . etcetera.
"Again, you will see that I have synchronized all time keeping devices appropriately – this experiment will begin at 12:44 PM sharp . . . . I will be transporting a cactus. Here is the cactus – as you can see it is a very good cactus . . . uh, specimen. It has sharp needles – I will touch one to demonstrate sharpness . . . ouch! Shit, I am bleeding – never mind. Oh, damn, the blood is really coming out. I will have to abort – I cannot risk damage to the equipment . . ."