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    Kilt Pins

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      DEE

      A rocking. A rocking between bodies. Moving faster and faster. They speak a language I want to speak.

      She begins to touch herself.

      There's something holy there, inside me, and I'm told to keep it for safe keeping. A temple. A temple that belongs to the heavens and not to me. But I'm open. The temple doors are open now and I can't stop. I move my fingers in a way that I imagine they rock and it feels good. It feels so good.

      ANNA is exchanged for DEE in the movement.

      He begins to rock me. I feel the perspiration gather behind my thighs the way it gathers above his lips. But this is bad. I am so bad for doing this. My fingers continue and I have to stop. A million eyes are on me from above and I have to stop my hands. Stop me from opening.

      A knock on DEE's bedroom door is heard. The sound of her mother ROSE can be heard through the door.

      ROSE

      (from offstage) DEE!

      DEE sits up quickly and puts herself together.

      DEE

      Yeah?

      ROSE

      Dad's on the phone.

      DEE

      Yes.

      ROSE

      He's waiting to talk to you.

      DEE

      Yes Mom!

      ROSE

      Dee?

      DEE

      YES! MOM!

      Scene 4

      Front yard, St. Cecilia's.

      In front of DEE is a bristol board on the ground. A disaster. CHRIS stands leaning on a gate, smoking a cigarette.

      DEE

      Shit!

      CHRIS

      What?

      DEE

      My science project!

      CHRIS

      Here—

      DEE

      No! It's okay. I'm so fucking— Fuck! I'm so…

      CHRIS

      Hey forget about it.

      He continues to smoke, watching her try to make do with her bent bristol board.

      You carry too much.

      DEE

      What?

      CHRIS

      Every time I see you you're carrying something. That's why you fall.

      DEE

      No, it was ice. I slipped on some ice.

      CHRIS

      Same difference. No matter what, you carry too much.

      ANNA enters.

      ANNA

      Chris?

      CHRIS

      Hey.

      ANNA reaches to kiss him and he flinches.

      ANNA

      What?

      CHRIS

      Shut up.

      ANNA notices DEE.

      ANNA

      Who's this? I saw you over there with your kilt flying up. What's up with that?

      CHRIS

      She fell.

      ANNA

      I saw that.

      DEE

      It was just some ice.

      CHRIS

      (to DEE) It's Dee, right?

      DEE

      (surprised) Yeah.

      CHRIS

      This is DEE. She carries too much.

      He smiles at DEE.

      That's why she falls.

      ANNA

      Whatever. (to CHRIS) So?

      CHRIS

      So yourself.

      ANNA

      Are you going to kiss me or what?

      She squeezes his cheeks then kisses him. She winces.

      CHRIS

      What's your problem?

      ANNA

      I hate it when you smoke.

      CHRIS

      Shit.

      ANNA

      You stink like cigarettes. You smell like your dad.

      CHRIS

      Enough with my dad, okay?

      ANNA

      (in a mock retarded voice) Stop making fun of me.

      CHRIS

      Will you shut the fuck up?

      ANNA

      I know, I know. He's not retarded. He's slow.

      CHRIS

      I said shut up. You keep going and I'll bust your face like you busted Jessica's.

      ANNA

      I'm sorry. Come on. As if she didn't deserve it. Come on. Kiss me.

      She kisses him hard. He pulls away. She whispers something in his ear. She kisses him again. Giggles.

      DEE begins to walk away.

      CHRIS

      (to DEE) Hey. Where are you going?

      DEE

      To class.

      Pause.

      Class is starting. And I have to fix my project.

      CHRIS

      School is shit.

      ANNA

      Just let her go, Chris.

      CHRIS

      Whatever.

      DEE

      Bye.

      DEE begins to walk away again.

      CHRIS

      Stop carrying too much.

      ANNA

      Come on. Let's go.

      CHRIS

      See ya.

      Attached, ANNA and CHRIS go in the opposite direction of the school.

      Scene 5

      Lights change. Drama class.

      TERESA enters, placing large Frisbees in her path, symbolizing the Bikini Atoll. ASHA enters with a blue scarf, giving one end to DEE and the two begin to wave it back and forth to symbolize water.

      TERESA

      December of 1945.

      ASHA & DEE

      (singing) Silent Night

      Holy Night

      TERESA

      President Harry S. Truman decides to determine the effect of atomic bombs on American warships.

      ASHA & DEE

      (singing) All is calm

      All is bright

      TERESA

      He heads to the Bikini Atoll, because of its location away from regular air and sea routes.

      ASHA & DEE

      We will test atomic bombs for "the good of mankind and to end all world wars."

      TERESA

      We will go…

      ASHA & DEE

      Kaboom!

      TERESA

      …believing that everything…

      ASHA & DEE

      Kaboom!

      TERESA

      …is in the hands of God.

      ASHA & DEE

      Kaboom!

      All three fall to the ground. The classroom lights are turned on. The student audience claps.

      Scene 6

      The school bell rings. The school cafeteria.

      DEE, TERESA and ASHA sit at a cafeteria table, all with trays in hand.

      TERESA

      Okay, so who cares what month the bomb testing began?

      ASHA

      Well you did say December 1945.

      TERESA

      So?

      ASHA

      Mrs. Edie said the bombing began in March 1946.

      TERESA

      But this is drama, not history. She didn't even get it. She didn't even mention the use of "Silent Night."

      ASHA

      Because it happened in March, not during Christmas.

      TERESA

      That's not the point, Asha Whatever, forget it. I thought it gave it another layer. It was totally deep and she didn't even catch it. Right, Dee?

      DEE watches as CHRIS enters with ANNA in tow. They seat themselves at a table far away.

      DEE

      Yeah. I thought it was deep.

      TERESA

      There you go. See, Asha? Rule #27. Always stick with your friends. No matter what.

      ASHA

      I did stick with you. That's why I was the one who wore the military jacket instead of the hula skirt, remember?

      TERESA

      Okay, so moving on. I need to ta
    lk to you guys about the grade ten spring dance-a-thon.

      ASHA

      Why can't it just be a dance?

      CHRIS notices DEE and grins. DEE turns away.

      TERESA

      There are starving children out there. Hello! And it's Lent. We should raise money doing it. We can't be part of the problem, people.

      ASHA

      But then we'll have to photocopy forms and get people to bother their parents—

      TERESA

      Oh shut up! As if you even have to try! Your dad always ends up selling your chocolate bars at his clinic for you.

      ASHA

      Hey. I help him.

      TERESA

      Whatever. Just think of how much trouble it is for those African kids to, like, carry buckets to a well and fill it up with dirty water.

      ASHA

      My dad showed me this movie about how people burn bodies near the Ganges River.

      DEE looks back at CHRIS. CHRIS gives DEE a mockingly disapproving nod, indicating her large backpack.

      TERESA

      Well yeah! And you're complaining about filling in forms? (to DEE) DEE!

      DEE

      (DEE is called to attention.) Yup.

      TERESA

      What are you— Who are you looking at?

      TERESA looks behind her and sees CHRIS looking their way.

      What the fuck?

      CHRIS returns his attention to ANNA.

      DEE

      Don't look.

      TERESA

      Why was he looking here? Like, we don't even exist to him. He's always going around with that Anna girl. What's his name again?

      DEE

      Chris.

      TERESA

      Yeah, yeah. Wasn't he suspended for smoking in the parking lot?

      ASHA

      Smoking pot in the parking lot.

      TERESA

      Ridiculous. He's been with so many girlfriends. But him and ANNA are always on and off.

      ASHA

      Lisa said she saw Chris during chemistry class touching ANNA underneath her skirt.

      TERESA

      They do more than that. I can tell.

      DEE

      How?

      TERESA

      Look at her kilt pin. It's turned down. Like a slut. Who would want to show the world she's lost it, anyway?

      DEE

      Maybe she just put it downwards by accident.

      TERESA

      No way. Look at her. I can see her underwear under her kilt, it's so short! And I bet she wants it that way.

      ASHA

      I dunno. Maybe they're in love.

      TERESA

      There's love and there's lust, ASHA. That's lust.

      ASHA

      I was watching this movie on tv about this guy who had sex with his teacher.

      TERESA

      Gross! Can you imagine doing it with Mr. Dykstra?

      ASHA

      Or Mr. Rawlins! Ewww!

      TERESA

      (to DEE) You don't think he's cute, do you? You're like staring right at him.

      DEE

      No. He's with Anna.

      ASHA

      Do you think he has a big… you know.

      TERESA

      Dick?

      The girls giggle.

      ASHA

      TERESA!

      TERESA

      Well, let's see. Maybe I should use my Penis Radar.

      DEE

      Your what?

      TERESA

      I can tell by looking at a guy how long his schlong is.

      ASHA

      You're not talking about that "length of his hands" thing are you? Cuz I saw this thing on tv that proved that theory was wrong.

      TERESA

      It's not that. I have a special ability.

      ASHA

      Yeah right.

      Pause.

      How does his look?

      TERESA

      Hmmm. I think his is… oh God.

      DEE

      What?

      ASHA

      Oh my God! This is so embarrassing.

      Pause.

      What does it look like?

      TERESA

      Well it's… ummm. Not too pink, not too purple. It's above average, for sure. But not too long.

      ASHA

      I don't even know how average looks like.

      TERESA

      And it's thick, not too thick but pretty thick. And there's a vein. Maybe a couple of veins, when it's hard, running along the side, up to the top of it.

      Silence has spread among them; all three girls looking directly at CHRIS, full of thought.

      Lights change.

      ASHA

      It'll be a field of sunflowers. He'll have his driver's licence and he'll drive me out to the field at sunset. Playing on the car radio would be "Hey Jude" by the Beatles. He'll take me to the thick of it all and slow dance with me. Just like in the movies, we'll sink slowly downwards, kissing. I don't know how they do that without falling, but it will happen. Just like that. It'll be warm enough that we can be naked on the grass, holding each other until night falls.

      TERESA

      We'll be sharing a bottle of wine. Talking about something intelligent. Like gays in the military. Or gays in politics. Something that requires a heated debate. And we'll be laughing but serious about our views until he'll kiss me. Just like in the movies, I'll stop him, just so that I can breathe. Then I'll kiss him hard, like I'm in control. Like I can't resist it. And we'll giggle with each other, naked in his apartment, talking and talking.

      DEE

      He'll stroke my hair for hours. Fingers along my scalp until we find our bodies moving towards each other. The taste of smoke on his breath.

      Lights up on CHRIS.

      CHRIS

      You don't mind, do you?

      DEE

      We'll move from touching to breathing to listening to each other's heartbeats. (to CHRIS) This is okay, right?

      CHRIS

      What we did is like a promise. That's why it's okay.

      DEE

      A promise. Warm, warm, warm. Just like in the movies, interlocked and intertwined. A perfect fit.

      Scene 7

      Lights change. A ttc bus stop. CHRIS stands and shouts to DEE from across the stage.

      CHRIS

      Hey!

      DEE

      Hi.

      CHRIS

      What were you talking about?

      DEE

      What?

      CHRIS

      What were you and your friends talking about?

      DEE

      Nothing.

      CHRIS

      You were looking right at ANNA and me. What were you talking about?

      DEE

      We weren't looking at ANNA we were looking at—

      CHRIS

      At me?

      DEE

      No.

      CHRIS

      Okay.

      A TTC bus drives up.

      DEE

      This is my bus. Bye.

      CHRIS

      This is my bus too.

      DEE

      This is your bus too?

      CHRIS

      Yeah. So?

      They get on the crowded bus.

      DEE

      I've never seen you.

      CHRIS

      I always sit in the back.

      BUS DRIVER

      Kingston Road!

      DEE

      Oh. Where's ANNA?

      CHRIS

      She's sick.

      DEE

      Oh.

      DEE places her hand on the bus pole at the same time CHRIS does. She takes her hands away.

      Th
    ese poles are so gross. I try not to hold on.

      The bus gets more crowded. She is forced to move closer to CHRIS. The bus moves and jolts around. She has to balance without holding onto the pole.

      CHRIS

      Hang on.

      BUS DRIVER

      Lawrence Avenue!

      More people get on. CHRIS and DEE get closer. They are inches away from each other's faces.

      DEE

      I don't have to hold on.

      CHRIS

      Grab the pole. You're gonna fall.

      DEE

      I won't.

      CHRIS

      Suit yourself.

      DEE

      I used to be in gymnastics—

      The bus comes to an immediate stop, making DEE face plant into CHRIS's chest. Her nose begins to bleed.

      Shit!

      CHRIS

      Are you okay?

      DEE

      Your shirt!

      CHRIS

      Are you okay?

      DEE

      My nose!

      BUS DRIVER

      Ling Road!

      CHRIS

      Let's get off.

      DEE

      But why?

      CHRIS grabs DEE's arm and they push through the crowded bus and get off.

      This isn't my stop.

      CHRIS

      But this is mine. I can get you some ice at my house.

      Pause.

      DEE

      You live just here and you take the bus?

      CHRIS

      Yeah. So? Are you an expert now?

      DEE

      An expert in what?

      CHRIS

      An expert in where I live.

      DEE

      No.

      Pause.

      CHRIS

      Wanna be?

      DEE

      What?

      CHRIS

      I mean, walk with me.

      DEE

      I should go.

      CHRIS

      Just come over. You look like you've gotten into some kind of car crash or something. I'll clean you up.

      He hands her a T-shirt from his bag.

      Just use this to hold your nose.

      DEE

      Are you sure?

      CHRIS

      No… are you sure? That's my gym shirt. (He laughs.) When my dad returns from his shift at the grocery store I can get the car and drive you home.

      DEE

      He works?

      CHRIS

      Yeah. Why?

      DEE

      Nothing.

      CHRIS

      What?

      DEE

      Forget it.

      CHRIS

      What?

      Pause.

      DEE

      I thought… Why did Anna make fun of your dad?

      CHRIS

      Who doesn't?

      DEE

      Is there something wrong with him?

      CHRIS

      He's slow.

      DEE

     


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