To: God c/o Scribe
cc Book of Records, last entry
Supreme Being: While it may not appear to certain parties that I have a handle on things down here, you can assure him that I do. I’ll allow that using a tavern for our purposes may seem counter-productive, given our subjects’ proclivity to over indulge, but Gabe has to realize that I am also dealing with the free will clause. By the way, bringing in the dog was a stroke of genius. High five on that one. Host
To: Host. Hmmm. God, cc etc etc.