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    Fartleks & Flatulence

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      NOW WHAT NEXT!

      The smile has returned - I’ve nearly finished.

      And the winner is...

      I’ve never won a race before and still couldn’t quite believe it.

      The other racers, who were generous with there help and support - a fantastic group of people.

      Pete and Dean - who finished together.

      The scenery - though beautiful - never changed. I felt very small.

      One of those when will it ever end? moments - the slumped shoulders say it all.

      The ice wall that I walked into after I had fallen asleep whilst walking!

      FINALLY

      Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.

      Cecil Beaton: 1904-1980

      As I sit here finishing off the book, I realise how very lucky I am. I have travelled all over the world, taken part in and survived some fantastic challenges, met some great and inspiring people - all because of that ten minute clip on TV.

      Nothing would have been possible without the help and support of my ‘slightly exasperated’ wife. I am extremely grateful for her support and encouragement.

      During many of the races I have taken part in, I have noticed that the people at the back of the field are without doubt the real heroes - their struggle, determination to finish and tenacious spirit commands respect from all - even the elite guys acknowledge this simple fact.

      If you are thinking:- “Shall I have a go or is it a sport for a certain type of super fit athlete?” Let me assure you that yes, you might see the elite guys on TV or DVD flying around some desert, jungle, mountain or whatever, but the reality is so different. 90% of the field are battling away just to finish; almost without fail, 90% or more have entered to see if they can reach the elusive finish line.

      I have been beaten by older, retired people of both sexes, people with limbs missing, people with pacemakers fitted, hip replacements and cancer survivors. It doesn’t matter, I enter to see if I can reach the elusive finish line and when I do, the pain goes away the smile returns and a feeling of absolute joy, relief, bliss, happiness. I haven’t the words to explain the feeling of finishing a tough challenge.

      Do you think you should have a go? You should. Will you finish? If you really want the finish line, you will.

      Go on - you know you want to. It will hurt, the training will be boring and lonely but the feeling of achieving what is an extreme challenge is a feeling that will be with you forever.

      Lastly a huge thank you to Andy Heading and Yann Besrest-Butler for some amazing photographs.

      LIST OF ADVENTURES

      Marathon Distance And Above

      Marathon Des Sables 1996

      London Marathon 1997

      Himalayan 100 1998

      London Marathon 1998

      London Marathon 1999

      Snowdon Marathon 1999

      Isle of Wight Marathon 2000

      Hi Tec Adventure Race 2000

      Jordan Desert Cup 2001

      Trailplus Adventure race 2002

      Raid Amazonie 2003

      Three Peaks Challenge 2003

      Guadarun 2004

      London Marathon 2004

      Climbed Kilimanjaro 2004

      Treadmill Challenge (100 miles in 24 hours) 2004

      Paris Marathon 2005

      7x7x7 (7 marathons 7 days 7 different ways) 2005

      Jersey Challenge Adventure Race 2005

      Yukon Arctic Ultra 100 mile 2006

      West Wight Triathlon 2006

      Dublin City Marathon 2006

      Wight Challenge Adventure Race 2006

      Yukon Arctic Ultra 320 mile 2007

      Ironman UK 70.3 2007

      Tough Guy 2007

      6633 Ultra 2008 DNF

      Atacama Crossing 2009

      Norseman Extreme Triathlon 2010 DNF

      Augrabies Extreme Marathon 2010

      Yukon Arctic Ultra 430 mile 2011

      Caesars Camp Endurance Run 2011 DNF

      Centurion Running, NDW 50 2012

      Centurion Running, Winter 100 2012 DNF

      Namib Desert Challenge 2012

      6633 Ultra 2013

      Table of Contents

      ABOUT THE AUTHOR

      FARTLEKS AND FLATULENCE

      INTRODUCTION

      THE MARATHON DES SABLES 1996

      HIMALAYAN 100 MILE STAGE RACE

      THE JORDAN DESERT CUP 2001

      RAID AMAZONIE 2003

      THE 3 PEAKS CHALLENGE 2003

      GUADARUN 2004

      THE YUKON ARCTIC ULTRA 2006

      TRIATHLON 2006

      THE YUKON ARCTIC ULTRA 2007

      IRONMAN UK 70.3 2007

      ATACAMA CROSSING 2009

      THE NORSEMAN EXTREME TRIATHLON 2010

      THE AUGRABIES EXTREME ULTRA MARATHON 2010

      THE YUKON ARCTIC ULTRA 2011

      THE NAMIB DESERT CHALLENGE 2012

      THE WINTER 100 2012

      THE 6633 ULTRA 2013

      FINALLY

      LIST OF ADVENTURES

     

     

     



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