TWUNGE TISTERS
THE INVENTIONS OF PROFESSOR LUCIFER GORGONZOLA BUTTS
A MAN CALLED RUBE
THE GOLDBERG VARIATIONS
THE “AUTOMATIC” BACK-SCRATCHER
GETTING AN OLIVE OUT OF A BOTTLE
SHARPENING A PENCIL
UNHEARD ALBUMS
MC HAMMER, TOO TIGHT
PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION, DREAM FACTORY
NEIL YOUNG, HOMEGROWN
BEASTIE BOYS, WHITE HOUSE
CRUNCHY LOGGS
USED COWS FOR SALE
Q&A: ASK THE EXPERTS
WRONG TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE?
FOR LOVE OF THE GAME
THE YELLOW RIVER GOT ITS NAME FROM I.P. FREELY
HAIR IT IS
HAIR IT ISN’T
CHECK IT OUT
IT’S A WEIRD, WEIRD WORLD
WON’T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE…
AT LEAST HE CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE
GET YOUR GOAT
END OF THE ROAD
THE GREAT RACE, PART II
ENTLEMEN, RESTART YOUR ENGINES
HUMAN OBSTACLES
ITALIAN TRAGEDY
AND THE WINNER IS…
A NEW ERA BEGINS
POSTSCRIPT
“ALWAYS”…OR “NEVER”?
HOBBS STRIKES OUT
THE NATURAL (1984)
PRETTY WOMAN (1990)
CLERKS (1994)
FIRST BLOOD (1982)
THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (1998)
TOILET TECH: BABY EDITION
THE BABYKEEPER
THE TUMMYTUB
THE NITE TRAIN’R
THE WEEBLOCK
3-D TV
HELP ME, OBI-WAN!
STEREOSCOPE 3-D
RED-GREEN ANAGLYPH
POLARIZED-LENS 3-D
PULFRICH-EFFECT 3-D
COLORCODE (AMBER-BLUE ANAGLYPH)
3-D TV WITHOUT GLASSES?
HOLOGRAPHIC TV
UNCLE JOHN HELPS OUT AROUND THE HOUSE
INDIANA BASKETBALL: THE CRISPUS ATTUCKS TIGERS
COLOR LINE
BEST BEHAVIOR
NEW ATTITUDE
THE BIG TIME
NEVER AGAIN
THE FAKE NEWS NETWORK
BROADCAST BLUES
FROM THE WIRE
MONEY FOR NOTHIN’
IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?
THE NEWS-VERTISING AGE
URBAN LEGENDS
GARDY LOO!
WOULD YOU BELIEVE…
UNCLE JOHN’S PAGE OF LISTS
TRADING PAINT & SPRING RUBBER
BEHIND THE (MOB) HITS
ARNOLD “THE BRAIN” ROTHSTEIN
ARTHUR “DUTCH SCHULTZ” FLEGENHEIMER
“JOE THE BOSS” MASSERIA
JOSEPH “CRAZY JOEY” GALLO
LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT
ONE INCH
A DATA-ENTRY ERROR
A MOIST SENSOR
A SOFTWARE GLITCH
A KEY AND A PAIR OF BINOCULARS
DYING WORDS
USE IT OR LOSE IT
THE CADUCITY LIST
BATHROOM NEWS
SEAT-SEEKING MISSILE
DEARLY DE-POTTED
RING AROUND THE DRAIN
TASTELESS TOYS
TAP, TAP, TAP!
BACKGROUND
GRIP
SPOKESTHINGIES
MAVIS BEACON
THE GEICO CAVEMEN
THE NAUGA
JACK
MEET HITLER’S DOCTOR
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
DOC MEDIOC–RITY
“MADE” IN BULGARIA
PRIMARY PHYSICIAN
HEAVEN SCENT
TAKE THIS…AND THIS…AND THIS
THE ONE-TWO PUNCH
DER GUINEA PIG
THE PLOT THICKENS
VERY QUIZ-LIKE
THE PROVERBIAL TRUTH
IT (PROBABLY) WON’T KILL YOU TO EAT…
IRONIC, ISN’T IT?
DE-PROGRAMMED
WIPING THE SLATE CLEAN
FAMILY ISSUES
STONE COLD DEAD
KURBY AND KRYSTAL GO TO WHITE CASTLE
SWEET IRONY
CUTTING REMARK
ADVENTUROUS SPIRITS
DUMB CROOKS: SILLY WEAPONS UNIT
THE POTTY POLLS, PT. II
YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND YOU
CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO…IMPOSSIBLE
IN THE SHOWER
GOING GREEN
AROUND THE WORLD
ROCK ’N’ ROLL DIARY
CLASS ACTS
THE CORVETTE HITS THE ROAD
THE PARTS BIN SPECIAL
BELLE OF THE BALL
READY OR NOT
START YOUR ENGINES
CORVETTE EMPTOR
NO LOCKOUTS
(FIBER)GLASS HOUSES
THANKS…BUT NO THANKS
THUNDERSTRUCK
CAN’T QUIT NOW
RUSSELL’S RUMINATIONS
SAME CO.
WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION
BLACKWATER WORLDWIDE
PHILLIP MORRIS
DIEBOLD
GMAC FINANCIAL SERVICES
THE HISTORY OF JUDO
NINETY-POUND WEAKLING
JU-JISTORY
I GENTLE YOU TO DEATH!
RANK AND RE-FILE
BELT HIM!
POLI-TALKS
RANDOM ORIGINS
LICENSE PLATES
THE INFINITY SYMBOL
THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS
THE TAPE MEASURE
SUDOKU
PSEUDOCIDAL TENDENCIES
DECENT PROPOSALS
THE SOCIETY FOR THE COALITION OF ORGANIZATIONS AND ASSOCIATIONS
MOMENTS OF CANDOR
(NOT) COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
BATMAN: YEAR ONE (2003)
AMERICAN IDIOT (2006)
KING KONG VS. FRANKENSTEIN (1962)
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER (1987)
THE 50TH STATE
BACKGROUND
A REAL-LIFE GHOST STORY, PART II
WHO’S THERE?
FROM BED TO WORSE
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
WHAT’S UP, DOC?
DÉJÀ VIEW
THE FIRST AMERICAN…
PENITENTIARY
NATIVE-BORN GORILLA
BOOK
CRICKET MATCH
BABY BOOM
WINE
KOREAN
PUBLICLY FUNDED ART PROJECT
…CAR RACE
WHY ARE THEY CALLED “GREEN HORN S” ?
PORTA-NEWS
TANGLED UP IN EWW!
SHOW SOME RESPECT
NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE
THE MAN WHO WOULD NOT DIE
THE NEFARIOUS SCHEME
A TOUGH CONSTITUTION
HE LIVES!
CAUGHT!
OOPS!
THE TWEETER AND THE BRANCH
GET A GRIP
ARREST ME, WILL YOU? BWA HA HA HA!
CELLO WHAT?
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
HEADING SOUTH
BODY OF EVIDENCE
OH, NUTS
LIFE IMITATES ART
ENGLAND’S ROSWELL
(SOMEWHAT) CLOSE ENCOUNTER
MAKING AN IMPRESSION
DÉJÀ VIEW
WITH THEIR OWN EYES
ON PAPER
EXTRAORDINARY
PRIMETIME PROVERBS
ON TRUTH
ON ADVERTISING
ON CHURCH
ON DISAPPOINTMENT
ON PAIN
ON BEING YOURSELF
ON ART
ON INTELLIGENCE
ON TELEVISION
ON GOING TO WORK
ON CRIMINAL JUSTICE
ON EGO
ON BELIEF
OLD TWO-TOES
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GRAHAM CRACKER
WELSH RAREBIT
FRENCH FRY
EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN
THE DIGITAL CAMERA REVOLUTION, PART III
JUST POINT…AND SHOOT!
PROUD PAPA
A WORLD OF PAPARAZZI
OVERSATURATION
EYES OF THE WORLD
THEME CRUISE
WEST COAST GROOVE CRUISE
SEPTEMBER MORN CRUISE
CLOTHING-OPTIONAL HOMECOMING CRUISE
FRIENDS OF ABBOTT AND COSTELLO
SPYCRUISE
MOTORCYCLE CRUISE
THE BEST OF PUBLIC BROADCASTING CRUISE
STAR TREK ADVENTURE CRUISE
BEHIND THE HITS
THE NEW INDIAN WARS
RESURGENCE
BLIND SPEED DEMONS
KEN MOSS (Automobile—solo)
MIKE NEWMAN (Automobile—solo)
LUC COSTERMANS (Automobile)
STEVE CUNNINGHAM (Speedboat)
BILLY “THE WHIZZ” BAXTER (Motorcycle—solo)
GRAHAM “G-FORCE” HICKS (All-Terrain Vehicle)
READ YOUR MOLE-O-SCOPE
YOUR LEGS AND FEET
YOUR HANDS AND ARMS
THE PANTS SUIT
SUITING UP
A PRESSING MATTER
CLASSLESS ACTION
ALL RISE
JUDGING THE JUDGE
THE VERDICT
AFTERMATH
CAUTION: SLOW CHILDREN
SHE’S GOT GAME
ON A ROLL
WATERING HOLE
MO MONEY, MO PROBLEMS
THE WORLD’S WORST ACCIDENT
RADIOACTIVE WIND
DON’T PANIC!
NUCLEAR POWER 101
CONTROL FREAKS
THE CHINA SYNDROME
COOL IT
WHAT NOT TO DO
UH-OH…
THE BATTLE OF CHERNOBYL
THE PEACEFUL ATOM?
LOST CONTINENT
PLATO’S RETREAT
BANANA FLOAT
STEINER’S WAY
MUCKING ABOUT
SO, WHERE IS IT?
THE NATURAL GAS REPORT
BOMBED OUT
AIR APPARENT
A FINE EXAMPLE
LAW AND ODOR
AMAZING COINCIDENCES
CELEBRITY GOSSIP
LEC BALDWIN
BOB DYLAN
JENNIFER ANISTON
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
MICK JAGGER
KEVIN BACON
KATHARINE HEPBURN
LINDSAY LOHAN
BRAD PITT
ALEX TREBEK
GREED: THE LOST MASTERPIECE
THE GERMAN INVASION
ARTISTIC VISION
KEEPING IT REAL
A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT
BIG BUSINESS
CUT IT OUT
REEL TRAGEDY
IN PIECES
INDIANA BASKETBALL: OSCAR ROBERTSON
THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD
THAT CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON
ROLLING THUNDER
THE REAL HOOSIERS
OVERTIME
GOURMET FOOD: HUMBLE ORIGINS
LOBSTER
FOIE GRAS
OYSTERS
SNAILS
THE MARK OF ZORA
SKIN DEEP
DREAM JOB
A TOUGH FIT
THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB
ONE STEP AT A TIME
A RACY REPUTATION
THE “OLD GLORY” STORY
YOUNG GLORY
FLAG OF OUR ENEMIES
OLD BLANKETY
FAKE-LORE
MORE COMMONLY MISUSED WORDS
RANDOM BITS ON ’90s HITS
THE PORTMANTEAU MOVIE QUIZ
DER FARTENFÜHRER, PT. III
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!
THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
THE DRUG CULTURE
SIDE EFFECTS
NO SURRENDER
MIND…AND BODY
SO LONG
LAST GASP
PHRASE ORIGINS
DRAWING ROOM
JERKWATER TOWN
BEAR HUG
IT’S A WEIRD, WEIRD CRIME
IF CONVICTED, HE WILL A-PEEL
BED RIDDEN
SMALL CRIMES DIVISION
KIDNEY REMOVAL
GETTING TANKED
STOOL SAMPLE
SEE YOU LATER, NAVIGATOR
BATTLE FOR POSITION
LOST AND FOUND
COUNTERATTACK
REGROUP AND TRY AGAIN
SORE WINNERS
THE NEW DEAL
CRASH AND BURN
STING OF THE STING RAY
BORN AGAIN
HIGH WATERMARK
HARLEY’S GHOST
MIDDLEMAN
FROM A LEMON, LEMONADE
SHARK ATTACK
LOSING ITS STING
DROP IN FOR A VISIT SOMETIME
TALES FROM THE MORGUE
SURF’S UP!
HE’E NALU
WALKING ON WATER
WIPEOUT
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’
BUSTIN’ SURFBOARDS
WAVE GOODBYE
RANDOM FACTS
THE PHYSICS OF SURFING
CATCH A WAVE
GET ON BOARD
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
AT BEDTIME
ON THE ROAD
DURING THE DAY
PHYSICAL CHANGES
WHAT’S UP, DOC?
AFTER THE FACT
…DON’T LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT IT
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JAR JAR BINKS
WE WAITED FOR THIS?
SUPPORTING CAST
A STAR IS TORN
THE FILMMAKERS STRIKE BACK
DEMOTED
ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS
A JARRING FUTURE
THE BROTHERS ROCKEFELLER
WITH GREAT POWER…
SON #1: JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER III (1906–78)
SON #2: NELSON ALDRICH ROCKEFELLER (1908–79)
SON #3: LAURANCE S. ROCKEFELLER (1910–2004)
SON #4: WINTHROP ROCKEFELLER (1912–73)
SON #5: DAVID ROCKEFELLER (1915–)
NET GAINS AND LOSSES
URBAN WILDLIFE
CROWDED HOUSE
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
OPTIONS
BIG CRITTERS
YOUR OWN NATURAL WILDERNESS AREA
OPPORTUNISTS
RANDOM BITS ON 2000s HITS
BELTS
GROANERS
RETURN TO CHERNOBYL
MELTDOWN!
SILENT SPRING
OPPOSING VIEWS
NOBODY WINS
THE BALLOON MAN
FROM DEPRESSION TO INFLATION
ESCAPING TO HIS LAB
AIR HEAD
BALLOONS FROM THE BUTCHER
A CAT KISS FOR LUCK
FOOTNOTE TO OBSCURITY
TALK TO THE BONES
BIOGRAPHY OF THE BONES
MEASURING THE PAST
PLANE SPEAKER
FACES AND PLACES
A NEW ERA
ENGLAND’S ROSWELL, PART II
NOT SO FAST
DUMB YANKEES
LARGER THAN (EXTRATERRESTRIAL) LIFE
SHINING A LIGHT ON THINGS
THE SKEPTIC
SEEING IS BELIEVING
MUCH ADO ABOUT…
BLIND DATE
A LIKELY STORY
“THE MAINTENANCE OF WORLD PEACE”
TALL TALES OF THE TOTEM POLE
HISTORY’S MYTH-STORIES
MYTHS AND ORIGINS
MINE’S BETTER THAN YOURS
THE FIGURES
SHAME ON YOU
ARTISTS AND THEIR TOOLS
TOTEM PRESERVATION
REACHING HIGHER
WHO’S LOW MAN ON T
HE TOTEM POLE?
FOLLOWING PROTOCOL
INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS
WE’RE ON A MISSION
MANAGING THE WORLD’S MOST EXCLUSIVE HOTEL
THE GIFT UNIT
A BARREL OF GAFFES
THE DIGITAL CAMERA REVOLUTION, PART IV
THE DIGITAL DARKROOM
THE PHOTOSHOP EFFECT
PRESSED
A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING