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    Pippi in the South Seas

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    tiny thing, with green wings that gleamed like . metal.

      "What a pretty little creature," said

      Annika. "I wonder what it is."

      "It isn't a June bug," said Tommy.

      "And no ladybug either," said Annika. "And no

      stagbeetle. I wish I knew what it was."

      All at once a radiant smile lit up

      Pippi's face. "I know," she said. "It's a

      spink."

      "Are you sure?" Tommy said doubtfully.

      "Don't you think I know a spink when I see

      one?" said Pippi. "Have you ever seen anything so

      spink-like in your life?"

      She carefully moved the beetle to a safer place,

      where no one could step on it. "My sweet little

      Pippi Finds a Spink

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      spink," she said tenderly. "I knew that I would

      find one at last. But isn't it funny! We've

      been hunting all over town for a spink, and here was one

      right outside Villa Villekulla all the time!"

      Pippi Arranges

      a Question-

      and-Answer Bee

      The long wonderful summer holiday suddenly came

      to an end, and Tommy and Annika went back

      to school. Pippi still considered herself

      sufficiently well educated without going to school and

      announced very decidedly that she had no intention of

      setting her foot in school until the day came when

      she couldn't stand not knowing how the word "seasick" was

      spelled.

      "But since I'm never seasick I don't have

      to worry about the spelling in the first place," she said.

      "And

      if I

      should happen to be seasick one day, then I'll have

      other things to think about than knowing how to spell it."

      "Besides, you'll probably never get seasick," said

      Tommy.

      And he was right. Pippi had sailed far and wide with

      her father before he became king of a South Sea island and

      before Pippi had settled down to live

      Pippi Arranges a Question-and-Answer Bee

      in Villa Villekulla. But in all her life

      she had never been seasick.

      Sometimes Pippi would ride over and pick up

      Tommy and Annika when school was over. This

      pleased Tommy and Annika very much. They loved

      to ride, and there certainly aren't many children who are able

      to ride home from school on horseback.

      "Please, Pippi, come and pick us up this afternoon,"

      said Tommy one day just as he and Annika were going

      to dash back to school after their lunch hour.

      "Yes, please," said Annika. "Because today is the

      day that Miss Rosenblom is going to give out

      gifts to children who have been good and worked hard."

      Miss Rosenblom was a rich old lady who lived

      in the little town. She took good care of her money, but

      once every term she came to school and distributed

      gifts to the children. But not to all the children-oh, no!

      Only the very good and hard-working children got presents.

      To make sure she would know which children were really good and

      hard-working, Miss Rosenblom held long

      examinations before she distributed the presents. That was

      the reason all the children in town lived in constant dread

      of her. Every day when they were about to do their homework and were

      trying to think of something more

      amusing to do before getting started, their mother

      or father would say, "Remember Miss

      Rosenblom!"

      It was a terrible disgrace to come home to one's parents

      and brothers and sisters the day Miss Rosenblom had

      been to school, and not have a small coin or bag of

      candy or at least some underwear to show for it. Yes, of

      all things, underwear! Because Miss

      Rosenblom distributed underwear to the poorest children.

      But it didn't matter how poor a child was if he

      didn't know the answer when Miss Rosenblom

      asked how many inches there were in a mile. It wasn't

      surprising at all that the children were afraid of Miss

      Rosenblom!

      They lived in terror of her soup too. Believe it

      or not, Miss Rosenblom had all the children weighed

      and measured in order to see if there were any among them

      who were especially thin and pathetic and who looked as

      if they weren't getting enough to eat at home. All

      those who were found to be poor and too skinny had to go

      to Miss Rosenblom's every lunch hour and eat a

      big plate of soup. It would have been fine if there

      hadn't been a whole lot of nasty barley in the

      soup. It always felt so slippery in the mouth.

      Now the big day had arrived when Miss Rosenblom

      was coming to the school. Classes stopped earlier than

      usual, and all the children gathered in the

      Pippi Arranges a Question-and-Answer Bee

      school yard. Miss Rosenblom sat at a big

      table that had been placed in the middle of the yard.

      To help her, she had two assistants who wrote

      down everything about the children-how much they weighed,

      if they were able to answer her questions, if they were poor and

      needed clothes, if they had good marks in conduct, if

      they had younger brothers and sisters at home who also

      needed clothing. There was no end to the things that Miss

      Rosenblom wanted to know. A box containing coins

      stood on the table in front of her. There were also a

      lot of bags of candy, and big piles of undershirts

      and socks and woolen pants.

      "All children get in line!" shouted Miss

      Rosenblom. "In the first line I want children who

      don't have brothers and sisters at home; in the

      second line children who have one or two brothers and

      sisters; and in the third, children who have more than two

      brothers and sisters." This arrangement was made because

      Miss Rosenblom wanted everything to be orderly.

      Besides, it was only fair that the children who had many

      brothers and sisters at home should get bigger bags

      of candy than those who didn't have any.

      Then the examination began. Oh, how the children trembled!

      The ones who couldn't answer the minute a question was

      asked had to go and stand in

      a corner, and then they were sent home without as much as

      one piece of candy for their little brothers and sisters.

      Both Tommy and Annika were very good at their school

      work. But in spite of that, the bow in

      Annika's'hair quivered with suspense as she

      stood in line beside Tommy. And Tommy's face

      got whiter and whiter the closer he got to Miss

      Rosenblom. When it was his turn to answer there was a

      sudden commotion in the line for children without brothers and

      sisters. Someone was pushing her way forward through the

      crowd, and who should it be but Pippi! She brushed the

      children aside and went straight up to Miss

      Rosenblom.

      "Excuse me, but I wasn't here when you started,"

      she said. "In which line should I stand, since I

      don't have fourteen brothers and sisters of which thirteen

      are naughty little boys?"

      Miss Rosenblom looked very disapproving. "You can

      stay where you are fo
    r the present," she said. "But it

      seems to me that quite soon you will be moved over into the

      line of children who are going to stand in the corner."

      Then the assistants wrote down Pippi's name and

      she was weighed in order to find out whether she needed

      any soup. But she weighed five pounds too much for

      that.

      Pippi Arranges a Question-and-Answer Bee

      "You don't get any soup," said Miss

      Rosenblom sharply.

      "Sometimes luck is with me," said Pippi. "Now

      all I have to do is get by without getting stuck with the

      underwear. Then I'll be able to breathe more freely."

      Miss Rosenblom paid no attention to her. She was

      looking through the dictionary for a difficult word for

      Pippi to spell.

      "Now then," she said finally, "will you tell me how you

      spell "seasick"?"

      "I'll be glad to," said Pippi.

      "S-e-e-s-i-knowledge."

      Miss Rosenblom smiled-a sour smile. "Is

      that so?" she said. "The dictionary spells it

      differently."

      "Then it was very lucky that you wanted to know how I

      spell it," said Pippi. "S-e-e-s-i-k

      is the way I have always spelled it, and it seems to have

      worked out just fine."

      "Make a note of that," said Miss Rosenblom

      to the assistants and grimly pressed her lips

      together.

      "Yes, do that," said Pippi. "Make a note of

      this fine spelling and see to it that the change is made

      in the dictionary as soon as possible."

      "I wonder if you can answer this one," said Miss

      Rosenblom. "When did King Charles the

      Twelfth die?"

      "Oh dear, is he dead too?" cried Pippi.

      "It's awful

      how many people die these days! If he had kept his

      feet dry I'm sure it would never have happened."

      "Make a note of that," said Miss Rosenblom

      to her assistants in an icy voice.

      "Yes, by all means do that," said Pippi. "And

      make a note that it's very good to keep leeches next

      to the skin. And you should drink a little warm kerosene before

      going to bed. It's very invigorating!"

      Miss Rosenblom looked desperate. "Why

      does a horse have molars with dark markings running

      through them?" she asked in a stern voice.

      "But are you sure that he has?" said Pippi

      thoughtfully. "You can ask him yourself. He is standing

      over there," she said and pointed to her horse, who was

      tied to a tree. She laughed contentedly. "It's a

      good thing I brought him along," she said. "Otherwise

      you would never have known why he has molars with markings in

      them. Because honestly

      I

      have no idea-and, what's more, I don't care much

      either."

      A narrow line was now all that was left of

      Miss Rosenblom's mouth. "This is

      unbelievable," she murmured, "absolutely

      unbelievable."

      "Yes, I think so too," said Pippi, pleased.

      "If I continue being this clever, I probably

      won't be able to avoid getting a pair of pink

      woolen under-drawers."

      Pippi in the South Seas

      "Make a note of that," said Miss Rosenblom

      to the assistants.

      "No, don't bother," said Pippi. "I really

      don't care so much about pink woolen underdrawers. That

      wasn't what I meant. But you could make a note

      saying I'm to have a big bag of candy."

      "I'm going to ask you one more question," said Miss

      Rosenblom, and her voice sounded as if she were

      strangling.

      "Yes, keep right on," said Pippi. "I like this

      kind of question-and-answer game."

      "Can you answer this one?" said Miss Rosenblom.

      "Peter and Paul are going to divide a cake.

      If Peter gets one fourth, what does Paul

      get?"

      "A stomach-ache," said Pippi. She turned to the

      assistants. "Make a note of that," she

      said seriously. "Make a note that Paul gets a

      stomach-ache."

      But Miss Rosenblom was finished with Pippi. "You

      are the most stupid and disagreeable child I have ever

      seen," she said. "Go over and stand in the corner right

      away!"

      Pippi obediently trotted off, muttering

      angrily to herself, "It's unfair, because I answered

      every question!" When she had walked a few steps she

      suddenly thought of something and quickly elbowed her way

      back to Miss Rosenblom.

      Pippi Arranges a Question-and-Answer Bee

      "Excuse me," she said, "but I forgot to give my

      chest measurement and my height above sea level.

      Make a note of that," she said to the assistants.

      "Not that I want any soup-far from it-but the books

      should be in order, after all."

      "If you don't go over and stand in the corner

      immediately," said Miss Rosenblom, "I know a little

      girl who is going to get a sound spanking."

      "Poor child," said Pippi. "Where is she? Send

      her to me and I'll defend her. Make a note of

      that."

      Then Pippi went over and stood in the

      corner with the children who couldn't answer questions. There the

      atmosphere was far from gay. Many of the children were sobbing and

      crying at the thought of what their parents and their brothers

      and sisters would say when they came home without the least

      little coin and without any candy.

      Pippi looked around at the crying children and swallowed

      hard several times. Then she said, "We'll have a

      question-and-answer bee all our own!"

      The children looked a bit more cheerful, but they didn't quite

      understand what Pippi meant.

      "Form two lines," said Pippi. "All of you who

      know that King Charles the Twelfth is dead stand in one

      line and those who still haven't heard that he is dead stand

      in the other."

      But since all the children knew that Charles the Twelfth

      was dead there was only one line.

      "This is no good," said Pippi. "You have to have at

      least two lines, otherwise it isn't right. Ask

      Miss Rosenblom and you'll see." She stopped

      to think. "I have it!" she said at last. "All very

      clever and well-trained pranksters will form one line."

      "And who is to stand in the other line?" a little girl who

      didn't want to be thought of as a prankster asked

      eagerly.

      "In the other line we'll put all those who

      are not quite so clever at playing pranks," said

      Pippi.

      Over at Miss Rosenblom's table the questioning was

      continuing full force and now and then a child on the verge of

      tears came shuffling over to Pippi's crowd.

      "And now comes the hard part," said Pippi. "Now

      we're going to see if you have been doing your

      homework." She turned to a skinny little boy in a

      blue shirt. "You over there," she said, "give me

      the name of someone who is dead."

      The boy looked a little surprised, but then he said,

      "Old Mrs. Pettersson in Number

      Fifty-seven."

      "What do you know?" said Pippi. "Do you know anyone

      else
    ?"

      No, the boy didn't. Then Pippi put her hands

      in

      Pippi Arranges a Question-and-Answer Bee

      51 front of her mouth in the form of a megaphone and

      said in a stage whisper, "King Charles the

      Twelfth, of course!"

      Then Pippi asked all the children in turn if they

      knew anyone who was dead, and they all answered,

      "Old Mrs. Pettersson in Number

      Fifty-seven and King Charles the

      Twelfth."

      "This examination is going better than I had

      expected," said Pippi. "Now I'm going to ask

      only one thing more. If Peter and Paul are going

      to divide a cake, and Peter absolutely

      doesn't want any but sits himself down in a

      corner and gnaws on a dry little bit of bread, who

      is then forced to sacrifice himself and down the whole

      cake?"

      "Paul!" shouted all the children.

      "I wonder if children as clever as you could be found

      anywhere else," said Pippi. "But you shall have a

      reward."

      From her pockets she dug out a whole handful of

      gold pieces and each child got one. Each child also

      got a huge bag of candy, which Pippi took out of

      her rucksack.

      That is why there was great rejoicing among the children who were

      supposedly in disgrace. And when Miss

      Rosenblom's examination was finished and everybody was

      going home, the children who

      Pippi in the South Seas

      had been standing in the corner were the quickest

      to disappear. But first they all crowded around

      Pippi.

      Thank you, dear Pippi," they said. "Thank you for the

      gold pieces and the candy."

      "It's nothing," said Pippi. "You don't need

      to thank me. But you must never forget that I rescued you

      from the pink woolen underdrawers."

      Pippi Gets a Letter

      The days went by, and all of a sudden it was

      autumn-first autumn and then winter, a long, cold

      winter that seemed as if it would never end. Tommy and

      Annika were very busy at school, and with every day that went

      by they felt more tired and had a harder time getting up

      in the morning. Mrs. Setter-gren began to be

      really worried about their paleness and their lack of

      appetite. On top of everything, both of them

      suddenly caught the measles and had to stay in bed for a

      couple of weeks.

      It would have been two very dreary weeks indeed if

      Pippi hadn't come and done tricks outside their

      window every day. The doctor had forbidden her to go into the

      sickroom, because measles are catching, and Pippi

      obeyed, although she said she would undertake to crack one

      or two billion measle microbes between her

      fingernails during the course of an afternoon.

      Pippi in the South Seas

      But no one had forbidden her to do tricks

      outside the window. The children's room was on the

      second floor, and Pippi had raised a ladder

      to their window. It was very exciting for Tommy and

      Annika to lie in their beds and try to guess how

      Pippi would look when she appeared on the ladder,

      because she never looked the same two days in a row.

      Sometimes she would be dressed as a chimney sweep,

      sometimes as a ghost in a white sheet, and sometimes she

      appeared as a witch. Then she would act amusing

      skits outside the window, playing all the parts

      herself. Now and then she did acrobatics on the

      step-ladder-and what acrobatics! She would stand on

      the topmost rung and let the ladder sway forth and

      back until Tommy and Annika screamed in

      terror because it looked as if she would come crashing down

      any minute. But she didn't. When she was going

      to climb down again she always went head first just so that it

      would be more amusing for Tommy and Annika to watch.

      Every day she went to town to buy apples and oranges

      and candy. She put everything into a basket and attached

      it to a long string. Then Mr. Nilsson climbed

      up with the string to Tommy, who opened the window and

      hoisted up the basket. Sometimes Mr. Nilsson

      would also bring letters from Pippi when she was busy and

      couldn't come herself. But

      Pippi Gets a Letter

      that didn't happen often, because Pippi was on the

      ladder practically all the time. Sometimes she

      pressed her nose against the windowpane and turned her

      eyelids inside out and made the most terrible

      faces. She said to Tommy and Annika that she would

      give each of them a gold piece if they could keep

      from laughing at her. But of course they couldn't. They

      laughed so hard that they almost fell out of their beds.

      Gradually they became well again and were allowed to get

      up. But, oh, how pale and thin they were! Pippi

      was sitting with them in their kitchen the first day they were up,

      watching them eat their cereal. That is, they were

      supposed to be eating cereal, but they weren't doing very

      well. It made their mother terribly nervous to see

      them just sitting there and picking at it.

      "Eat your good cereal," she said.

      Annika stirred hers around in the dish with her spoon

      a bit, but she knew that she just couldn't get any of

     


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