Jack is going to be the First Man! I hope he likes that role and serves me well.
Update: Joy, joy, joy! Joy to America because Angela and the Vision Revolution Party won the 2016 Presidential election. My opponents tried to make my nymphomania and former BDSM activities a campaign issue, but the voters still supported me. I got 75.6% of the popular vote and every single electoral vote!
I am President! I am President! I am President!