THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY
FOR TEENS
FAT VAMPIRE: A Never Coming of Age Story
CREDITS
Cover art © 2013 by Adam Rex
Cover design by Joel Tippie and Adam Rex
COPYRIGHT
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Unlucky Charms
Copyright © 2013 by Adam Rex
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Rex, Adam.
Unlucky charms / Adam Rex.
p. cm.—(The cold cereal saga)
Summary: “Three kids must save the world from the diabolical schemes of an evil breakfast cereal company, which has been luring magical creatures to our world through a rift in the time-space continuum”—Provided by publisher.
ISBN 978-0-06-206005-1 (hardback)
EPUB Edition © JANUARY 2013 ISBN 9780062060075
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
[1. Cereals, Prepared—Fiction. 2. Magic—Fiction. 3. Adventure and adventurers—Fiction. 4. Twins—Fiction. 5. Brothers and sisters—Fiction.] I. Title.
PZ7.R32865Unl 2013
2012026714
[Fic]—dc23
CIP
AC
12 13 14 15 16 CG/RRDH 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
FIRST EDITION
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* “Warning! Crazy magic time!”
Table of Contents
Dedication
And Now Back to the Newsroom
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Commercial Break
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
About the Author
Other Works
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher