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E-books by Robert T. Jeschonek
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6 Fantasy Stories
6 More Fantasy Stories
Blazing Bodices
Earthshaker, A Novel (Urban Fantasy)
Girl Meets Mind Reader
Groupie Everlasting
Heaven Bent – a novel
Rose Head
Snowman's Chance in Hell
The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater
The Genie's Secret
The Return of Alice
The Sword That Spoke
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The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe
The Shrooms of Benares
Universal Language, A Novella
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6 Superhero Stories
7 Comic Book Scripts
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A Matter of Size
Forced Retirement (Forced Heroics Book 1)
Forced Betrayal (Forced Heroics Book 2)
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Heroes of Global Warming
The Masked Family, A Novel
The Wife Who Never Was
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Backtracker, A Novel
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Trek You!
Trek It!
Young Readers
Dolphin Knight, A Novel
Lump
Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf
Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up
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Now on Sale from Robert T. Jeschonek
A Young Adult Fantasy Novel That Really Rocks!
One of Booklist's Top Ten First Novels for Youth
Being trapped in a book can be a nightmare—just ask Idea Deity. He’s convinced that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent author...and that he will die in Chapter 64. Meanwhile, Reacher Mirage, lead singer of the secret rock band Youforia, can’t figure out who’s posting information about him and his band online that only he should know. Someone seems to be pulling the strings of both teens’ lives...and they’re not too happy about it. With Youforia about to be exposed in a national magazine and Chapter 64 bearing down like a speeding freight train, time is running out. Will Idea and Reacher be able to join forces and take control of their own lives before it’s too late?
School of Rock meets Alice in Wonderland in this fast-paced, completely unpredictable novel of alternate realities, time travel, and rock ‘n’ roll. If your favorite band does not exist . . . do you?
"Overall, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist is a wacky and enjoyable trip...full of intriguing, imaginative concepts that keep a reader hooked." –Thom Dunn, The Daily Genoshan
"This first novel has all the look of a cult fave: baffling to many, an anthem for a few, and unlike anything else out there." –Ian Chipman, Booklist Starred Review
"Chaos theory meets rock 'n' roll in adult author Jeschonek's ambitious, reality-bending YA debut." "...this proudly surreal piece of metafiction could develop a cult following..."–Publishers Weekly
"Reading this reminded me of authors like Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman…" –BiblioJunkies
Now available from Graphia Books and Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
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WARNING! DO NOT READ THIS STORY!
Copyright © 2013 by Robert T. Jeschonek
www.thefictioneer.com
Cover Art Copyright © 2013 by Ben Baldwin
www.benbaldwin.co.uk
Published in March 2013 by Pie Press by arrangement with the author. All rights reserved by the author.
Originally appeared in Unfit for Eden: Postscripts 26/27, PS Publishing, 2012.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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