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Staley School was intimidating.
It wasn’t just the sprawling bucolic campus or the hundreds of designer-clad teenagers that bothered Charlotte. Everything was different. Even her class schedule was confusing.
Charlotte wished Emi were here to explain everything, and that they had at least one class in common. Emi was taking mostly honors courses, and Charlotte was, apparently, in the “remedial” group. The only time they shared was an hour lunch period at 1:30.
After babbling on about the importance of some mysterious thing called “office hours,” Mr. Gephardt looked at the clock and said, “Well guys, I hate to say it, but it’s time for convocation.”
Before Charlotte could ask what that was, everyone started leaving the room with their backpacks. Charlotte didn’t know what was going on, so she grabbed her bag and followed the crowd across campus. Hundreds of students were walking en masse, like a giant game of the Blob. She noticed that all the students were pretty attractive in that well-groomed, sporty, prepster way.
Apparently, the crowd’s ultimate destination was one of the school’s grassy fields. There were hundreds more people already congregated there: teachers with umbrellas, security workers in golf carts, high schoolers like Charlotte, and lots of younger students from the lower school.
Her attention turned back to the field. The band struck up several songs. The cheerleaders waved their arms around while the school mascot came out: a big orange fish, bearing the sign “The Scaly Staley’s Noble Koi!” Then there some people came to mumble into the microphone. A trustee guy or principal or something was addressing the crowd.
“The level of intelligence and dynamism that Staley students bring to bear never fails to impress me,” the man was saying. “I know there is not one student here today who does not have a unique gift to offer our learning community…”
Charlotte felt pretty sure she had no unique gift to offer Staley, unless it was to boost the esteem of the other students’ with her comparative lack of intelligence.
“Without much further ado,” she said. “Let’s welcome in another fantastic year at Staley. We love it here – it’s Staley, the place that’s better than school!”
The crowd went wild. Charlotte had never known kids to love their school so much. Frankly, it was a little bit creepy.