23. A Plan with No Possible Flaws
24. An Experiment Yields Some Inconsistent Data
25. Well, They Certainly Fucked that Up, Didn’t They?
26. Grappling Hooks Aren’t Cheap, You Guys
27. This Womb of Mine
28. A Completely Successful Plan that Ends the Story, This Is Probably the Final Chapter Right Here
29. The Danger of Acting on Incomplete Information
30. Mobile Surgery
31. The Undisclosed Hospital Was Recently Renovated and Is Now a Pretty Nice Facility
32. Five Days Later
33. A Completely Uneventful Denouement. We Can Probably Cut this Part, Seriously, Stop Reading
Afterword
Also by David Wong
About the Author
Copyright
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ. Copyright 2017 by David Wong. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin’s Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.
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First Edition: October 2017